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上帝失手

7月 25, 2013

何樂芹

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Central Intelligence Agency - Official Site上帝失手四十出頭的莉莉心臟病突發，被送往醫院急救。 病情十分糟糕，莉莉感覺自己幾乎都已經死了。 搶救中，莉莉突然聽見了上帝的聲音： 不，妳不會死的，妳還可以活45 年6個月，鼓起勇氣活下去！ 當然，結果是莉莉奇蹟般地被救活了。 身體復原後，莉莉想到自Cloak and Dagger: The Unexpected Beginnings of CIA Almost 70 years ago, President Truman hosted a small, secret ceremony at the White House to establish the new Central Intelligence Group (CIG)—the CIA’s institutional predecessor—and to swear in Admiral ....

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夫妻對話

7月 25, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Central Intelligence Agency - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia（1）妻：「對於性你有什麼看法？」夫：「看法是沒有，做法倒很多。」夫妻對話（2）妻︰「這次的海邊聚會我穿比基尼去，你說好不好？」夫︰「不行！這樣別人會以為我是看上妳的錢財而結婚的。」夫妻對話（3）妻：「老公！我這頭髮會不會很醜？」夫：「不會。妳的醜跟頭髮沒關係。」夫妻對話（4）妻：「來看看我有沒有斷The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is one of the principal intelligence-gathering agencies of the United States federal government. The CIA's headquarters is in Langley, Virginia, 2 miles (3.2 km) west of Washington, D.C. along the Potomac River.[7] It...

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換位子

7月 25, 2013

林慕夢

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Freedom of Information Act Electronic Reading Room | CIA FOIA (foia.cia.gov)有對夫妻結婚多年，丈夫總是忘記一些特別的日子，結婚三十五週年那天，他們在餐桌吃早餐時，妻子 向她 先生暗示：「老伴，你知不知道，我們坐在這兩張椅子上已經整整三十五年了?」丈夫徐徐放下報紙，望著老婆說： 「妳...是不是想跟我換位子?」The document collection "From Typist to Trailblazer: The Evolving View of Women in the CIA's Workforce" consists of some 120 declassified documents, the majority of which are being released for the first time. The collection includes more than 1,200 pages...

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輕鬆一下

7月 25, 2013

梁寒瑤

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The World Factbook - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有三個人,分別來自外商公司,傳統企業跟台X電。在一次意外事故身亡後,通通在陰曹地府碰面排隊。閻王跟他們說,因為事發突然,他們都還有一次機會可以打電話回陽間,跟親朋好友交代一些後事。外商公司的打電話給老婆,交代清楚自己銀行的存款要如何處置,一共講了 5 分鐘。講完後他問閻王說要多少錢 ?「五萬元!」他The World Factbook (ISSN 1553-8133; also known as the CIA World Factbook)[2] is a reference resource produced by the Central Intelligence Agency with almanac-style information about the countries of the world. The official print version is available from ...

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我也要！我也要！

7月 25, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

CIA report's most shocking passages - CNN.com一架飛機上有一對男女坐在一起，〔他們並不認識〕女的開口說要一杯果汁…男：我也要！我也要！女：空中小姐，請再給我一些水果，謝謝…男：我也要！我也要！〔怕吃虧，因為機票很貴，想撈點本〕後來女的又小小聲的告訴空中小姐一些話，男的根本沒廳到，卻趕緊說：我也要！空中小姐微笑的說：「Here's a look at some of the techniques the CIA used to interrogate detainees that were included in a Senate Intelligence Committee report released Tuesday. 1. The CIA conducted at least two mock executions-- among other techniques that went unreported in...

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甘從天命

7月 25, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Barbara Hartwell Vs. CIA有位窮書生發奮讀書，遂在自己的陋室門前寫下對聯以自勵，上聯是：「睡草屋閉戶演字」，下聯是：「臥腳塌弄笛聲騰」，橫批：「甘從天命」。 有一天，一個河南人路過此地，見此聯而心生好奇，遂用家鄉話大聲地念了起來： 「誰操我屁股眼子」，「我叫他弄得生疼」...... 「呦，還有橫Barbara Hartwell Legal Defense & Research Trust P.O. Box 22 Rhinebeck, NY 12572 Silence in the face of evil is itself evil; God will not hold us guiltless. ... Curriculum Vitae Independent Investigator, Intelligence Analyst, Journalist. Former CIA (NOC, P...

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