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Double bass - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一美女下夜班,被一好色男子尾隨跟蹤,美女很害怕, 此時正好路過一片墳地,好色男子正要下手, 美女走到一座墳墓前,說:「爸爸,開門吧!我回來了。」 嚇的好色男子,狂奔而去。 美女為自己的聰明,得意地樂了起來,哪知笑聲未落, 從墳墓裡,傳出一個陰森森的The double bass, or upright bass, also called the string bass, bass fiddle, bass violin, doghouse bass, contrabass, bass viol, stand-up bass, bull fiddle or simply bass, is the largest and lowest-pitched bowed string ......
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