強尼戴普李奧納多

兩件事不會

5月 6, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Leonardo DiCaprio Interview (with Johnny Depp) - YouTube有一天 老王去一家公司應徵工作老闆跟他面試，問了他：「你有什麼事情不會?」老王說：「我只有兩件事情不會 」老闆聽心想，這麼厲害，那馬上就錄取他了。後來老闆吩咐老王做工作，老王總是笨手笨腳。老闆覺得很奇怪，就問老王：「到底是哪兩件事情不會?」老王就說：「這也不會 那也不會」老闆…&helAn interview where Leo talks about "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" on the set of "The Quick and the Dead". Plus, there's some Johnny Depp in there somewhere. :)...

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飆車族的誤會

5月 6, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio - YouTube阿國星期天深夜一點多從附近的友人家烤肉回來，路上就在擔心這麼晚回家又適逢週末，要是遇到飆車族該怎麼辨啊？好死不死，就遇到前面至少一百多輛的飆車族正緩緩行駛，周圍並沒有車輛敢超車。阿國也很害怕，只好跟在車隊後面緩緩騎著。過了約二十分鐘，陸續有幾百人也從後加入了車隊後面這行列.........。這時，阿Who in your mind is more talented and handsome? Check out my short video full of pictures and video based on two of Hollywood's leading men,Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio.The song is titled "Right round,"and I own none of the material used to make this...

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身強體健的公雞

5月 6, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Johnny Depp - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia農夫想說要準備一隻種雞….便選了一隻身強體健的公雞….之後….主人便天天給它補身體….一天….公雞飛進了母雞寮….把五十隻母雞全交配了….隔天….農夫發現那隻公雞已經奄奄一息躺在晒穀場&hJohn Christopher "Johnny" Depp II (born June 9, 1963)[1] is an American actor, producer, and musician. He has won the Golden Globe Award and Screen Actors Guild award for Best Actor. He rose to prominence on the 1980s television series 21 Jump Street, bec...

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建築師

5月 6, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Johnny Depp - Rotten Tomatoes建築師 夫人對建築師說每當火車經過時，她的睡床就會搖動。 「這簡直是無稽之談１建築師回答說，「我來看看。」建築師到達後， 夫人建議他躺在床上，體會一下火車經過時的感覺。 建築師剛上床躺下，夫人的丈夫就回來了。 他見此情形，便厲聲喝問：「你躺在我妻子的床上幹什麼？」   建築師戰戰兢兢地回答Johnny Depp Celebrity Profile - Check out the latest Johnny Depp photo gallery, biography, pics, pictures, interviews, news, forums and blogs at Rotten Tomatoes! ... The Tomatometer rating – based on the published opinions of hundreds of film and televisi...

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調羹

5月 6, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Salary: Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Johnny Depp, Chris Hemsworth, Leonardo DiCaprio, Eddie Murphy, R調羹 麥克走進餐館，點了一份湯，服務員馬上給他端了上來。 服務員剛走開，麥克就嚷嚷起來：「對不起，這湯我沒法喝。」 服務員重新給他上了一個湯，他還是說：「對不起，這湯我沒法喝。」 服務員只好叫來經理。 經理畢恭畢敬地朝麥克點點頭，說：「先生，這道菜是Find the salary of actors at US Paywizard.org. ... Click on the Pictures for more info! Click on the next links for info about Salaries of Actresses, TV Stars, Movie Directors...

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幫忙

5月 6, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Leonardo DiCaprio - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia幫忙 在郵局大廳內，一位老太太走到一個中年人跟前，客氣地說：「先生，請幫我在明信片上寫上地址好嗎？」 「當然可以。」中年人按老人的要求做了。 老太太又說：「再幫我寫上一小段話，好嗎？謝謝！」 「好吧。」中年人照老太太的話寫好後，微笑著問道：「還有什麼要幫忙的嗎Leonardo Wilhelm DiCaprio[1] (/dɨˈkæpri.oʊ/; born November 11, 1974) is an American actor and film producer. He has been nominated for ten Golden Globe Awards, winning two, and five Academy Awards. DiCaprio began his career by appearing in television comm...

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