微軟lifecam cinema

動物對話的笑話

9月 10, 2013

張千梅

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Microsoft Webcam: LifeCam Cinema | Microsoft Hardware小兔說：“我媽媽叫我小兔兔，好聽！” 小豬說：“我媽媽叫我小豬豬，也好聽！” 小狗說：“我媽媽叫我小狗狗，也很好聽！ ” 小雞說：“你們聊，我先走了！” 小兔說：&ldquoShare every detail with friends and family in HD. This full featured Microsoft webcam, LifeCam Cinema, with true 720p HD video, delivers smooth, detailed video and crystal clear audio. ... Capture and Share it All in Glorious HD Don’t miss a thing—enjoy h...

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帳篷被偷了

9月 10, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Amazon.com: Microsoft LifeCam Cinema 720p HD Webcam - Black: Computers & Accessories帳篷被偷了A和他的助手一天晚上在山坡上搭起帳篷露營，睡到半夜，A推醒旁邊的助手，指著滿天的繁星問道：“看到這麼多星星你想到了什麼？ ” 助手沉思了半晌，說道：“天空真是無邊無際，每顆星星都相當於一個太陽，而我們居住的地球在太陽系裡只是很小的一顆行星，我們Share every detail with friends and family. This full-featured webcam, with ClearFrame image-processing technology, delivers smooth, detailed video and crystal-clear audio. From the Manufacturer LifeCam Cinema HD Capture and Share it All in Glorious HD Do...

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傻瓜提的問題

9月 10, 2013

蔡涵天

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Microsoft Lifecam Cinema HD: Amazon.co.uk: Computers & Accessories傻瓜提的問題教授：一個傻瓜提的問題，10個聰明人也回答不了。”大學生：“難怪我考試總也不及格。”  領到工資後A：“你猜我領到工資後會怎麼辦？”  B：“交給老婆？”A：“不，是存到銀Webcam Goes Wide Widescreen technology is everywhere these days, built into virtually every new notebook, desktop monitor and flat-panel TV, and today Microsoft Hardware sets a new standard for webcams with the launch of LifeCam Cinema, the first consumer...

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女婿

9月 10, 2013

謝語竹

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Microsoft 6CH-00001 LifeCam Cinema - Newegg.com 爹對兒子說，我想給你找個媳婦。兒子說，可我願意自己找！爹說，但這個女孩子是比爾蓋茨的女兒！兒子說，要是這樣，可以。然後他爹找到比爾蓋茨，說，我給你女兒找了一個老公。比爾蓋茨說，不行，我女兒還小！爹說，可是這個小伙子是世界銀行的副總裁！比爾蓋茨說，啊，這樣，行！最後，爹找到了世界銀行的總裁，說，我給Buy Microsoft 6CH-00001 LifeCam Cinema with fast shipping and top-rated customer service. Once you know, you Newegg! ... Pros: A very compact and effiecent unit, easy to install and W7 recognized it off the bat and downloaded the software. It was up and ....

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小學生爆笑語錄

9月 10, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Microsoft LifeCam Cinema review | Review | TechRadar一篇介紹老師的外貌。應該是“老師有一張瓜子臉”，偶寫成“老師有一張爪子臉”。我們語文老師差點沒瘋掉。 我和同學某某某一起騎車出門玩，他的氣門芯壞了，我就把我的拔下來給他裝上，我倆一起高高興興騎車回家了。 運動會１００米終於開始了，同學們像一隻只脫韁的野Microsoft LifeCam Cinema review | Shoot yourself with the LifeCam Cinema Reviews | TechRadar ... Should Hollywood make a biopic called The Webcam, it would tell the tale of an unloved little fellow; a cute and plucky device all eager to please and full of...

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碎花瓶

9月 10, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Microsoft LifeCam Cinema Webcam - Office Supplies, Printer Ink, Toner, Computers, Printers & Off一個年輕人愛上了一個姑娘，最後這個姑娘成了他的未婚妻。 這天姑娘過生日，年輕人想送件禮物。他來到商店，看了鑽石，珠寶……。但它們太貴了。突然年輕人看見了一個花瓶，這個花瓶是如此美麗以致於年輕人覺的把它送給未婚妻再合適不過了。 但它依舊這麼貴……Shop Staples® for Microsoft LifeCam Cinema Webcam. Enjoy everyday low prices and get everything you need for a home office or business. ... Reg: [~toFixed(item.priceSummary.pricing[0].listPrice)~] Was: [~toFixed(item.priceSummary.pricing[0].listPrice)~]...

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