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數學問題

4月 18, 2013

何新冬

kuso

KVM Switch Solutions Provider, ATEN在一堂數學課上，老師問同學們：「誰能出一道關於時間的問題?」 話音剛落，有一個學生舉手站起來問：「老師，什麼時候放學?」ATEN designs and manufactures a full range of sophisticated KVM switch products and solutions. We are committed to becoming the leading KVM solution provider worldwide. Infrastructure Management over 2 decades. PC MAC Console Extension USB and CAT5 ......

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天線寶寶 18+

4月 30, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

CRM and Cloud Computing To Grow Your Business - Salesforce.com男旁白:「有一天，丁丁站在草地上」 丁丁突然站在草地上猛對著鏡頭:「你好~~你好~~你好~~ ^___^ (重複N次) 」 男旁白:「丁丁伸出食指」 丁丁:「食指~~食指」 男旁白:「丁丁用食指挖自己的鼻孔」 丁丁:「丁丁(比著自己) 用食指(搖晃著食指) 挖Customer relationship management (CRM) software & cloud computing from the leader in CRM solutions for businesses large & small. Free 30-day trial. ... Grow sales faster with the world’s #1 CRM application. Welcome to Sales Cloud, built on the Salesforce1...

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我老婆要生孩子

4月 30, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Buy Affordable Used Cars for Sale by Owner- Hertz Car Sales某天小陳上班時接到一通電話，只見小陳講沒兩句就匆匆忙忙的跑去向經理請假小陳對經理說：經理，我要請假，我老婆要生孩子經理：好的，你快去，這種事不要耽誤於是小陳二話不說，飛也似的就走了，二十分鐘後，小陳有點衣衫不整的回來了經理看到他就問：怎麼這麼快就回來了，生男的還是女的小陳：十個月後才知道一個穿緊身衣We’ve created a different way to buy used cars, without sales pressure or confusing financing options. Our mission is simple: to match you with the car you want in the most straightforward way possible. And if you decide to buy, we’ll work with our financ...

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中年男子去拉皮

5月 2, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

CRM and Cloud Computing To Grow Your Business - Salesforce.com UK中年男子去拉皮,拉完之後他覺的很不錯,於是就很高興的走出整型醫院.在回家路上,他首先看到了一位小孩,他就問說"ㄟ!!小弟弟,你覺的我看幾來像幾歲??"小弟弟說"嗯!大概有三十吧!!" 那男子非常高興.後來他又走到了公車亭,看到了一位賣報紙的老頭..他說,"老先生",你覺的我看幾來像幾歲..??老先生CRM Training Professional learning paths for admins, developers, and consultants from recognised experts. Social Customer Service The Mini Guide to Social Customer Service from Salesforce.com UK's Social Success blog. Sales CRM & Tools Learn how sales ......

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你有看到嗎

5月 2, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

chicago sales jobs classifieds - craigslist話說我奶奶在我五歲的時候就過世了爺爺寂寞的過了後來的十幾年的孤單日子他老人家八十好幾的時候對於世間紅塵感到厭倦每天都跟我們唸他不想再活了我們也拿他沒輒阿想說老人家發發牢騷就算了沒想到某天，他竟然跑去照相館照了遺照連框都表好了，就掛在奶奶的靈堂的照片旁邊(還自己釘釘子橋位置)大人們說，也好，說不定騙過No mappable items found...

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和尚看A片

5月 2, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Sell Files and Downloads: Affiliate Program, Software, Digital Products隨著改革開放,和尚們的生活是一日千裡,過上了很小康的生活.俗話說飽暖思淫欲,不假.話說一廟的主持在閑暇之餘愛看碟子,看的看的就情不自禁,看起了A片.但是他很注意影響的,總是選擇在夜深人靜的時候.但是不巧,某天被小和尚發現了.第二天晚上,他就把小和尚叫進房裡.邀請他一起觀看,企圖以堵其嘴.他邊看便教育Tradebit: bandwidth / traffic to anybody, who wants to sell downloads and files online (with PayPal, Google Checkout or clickbank). The place to sell your digital goods: MP3 ......

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