教父pc game

有蚊子叮我

4月 11, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

The Godfather The Game for PC - EA Games一妻子喜歡房事，只要丈夫一閉上眼睛，她就會不斷地翻身揮手加以阻擾，丈夫問：「妳為什麼不睡覺呢？」「有蚊子叮我，睡不著嘛！」妻子撒嬌地回答。丈夫一聽她的語氣，自然明瞭她的意思，於是便與她相好，妻子滿足了之後，便安穩的睡覺。丈夫望著自已的寶貝，不禁感嘆道：「與它相處幾十年，竟不知它居然有這等好本事。」「The Godfather puts you into the action of the legendary films. After a life of small-time jobs and petty thefts, you are accepted into the Corleone family. ... Tweet The Godfather puts you into the action of the legendary films, while you relive the class...

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鐵達尼號告示

4月 11, 2013

林若綠

kuso

The Godfather: The Game - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia據說電影鐵達尼號上演後，最近油麻地小輪在船上加了以下幾項告示。１、請勿向海上吐口水。２、請勿在船頭扮飛。３、請勿在船頭大叫。４、請勿在船尾扮跳海。５、請勿無緣無故穿上救生衣。６、萬一沈船，樓下的乘客都能夠獲准逃生，切勿以長椅撞擊閘門。７、請勿裸身躺在長椅上寫生。８、請勿在船頭位置踢冰塊。９、請勿在船The Godfather: The Game is an action-adventure video game developed and published by Electronic Arts. It is the first video game in the Godfather series and based upon the 1972 film of the same name. Originally released in March 2006 for the PlayStation 2...

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幫人寫情書

4月 12, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

The Godfather: The Game System Requirements | Can I Run The Godfather: The Game PC requirements學生時期，我有一個朋友拜託我幫他寫一封情書向喜歡的女生告白。「我相信你是超級寫情書高手，只要她有一點點喜歡我的念頭，看完你寫的情書後，一定會答應跟我在一起的。」他這麼拜託我，想必是聽了我不少傳言。「恩，事後的報酬要行情的三倍知道吧！」我撥了撥臉上並不存在的八字鬍，世故的回答他。文字，是一個證明，記錄The Godfather: The Game System Requirements, The Godfather: The Game Minimum requirements Recommended requirements, Can PC run The Godfather: The Game system specs ... Lifespan score reflects how much gameplay this pc game has in it. This is an ......

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對不起 只是證實一下

4月 12, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

The Godfather II (video game) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia對不起,只是證實一下~~話說臺灣賊仔埔滿天下, 一位老兄三天兩頭車子的玻璃就會被打破, 雖然車內沒啥值錢的東西,但是光只換玻璃就換的快家破人亡了 , 有一天想出一個好點子,寫了一張海報貼在擋風玻璃上, 幾個大字 :車內沒有值錢的東西. 心想這下可放心了!&nbThe Godfather II is a 2009 video game based on The Godfather Part II, a 1974 crime drama film directed by Francis Ford Coppola and co-written by Coppola and Mario Puzo. The game is published by Electronic Arts and was released on the PlayStation 3, Xbox 3...

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老婆的職業病

4月 12, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

THE GODFATHER GAME PC PROBLEM (CRASH) FIX!!!! - YouTube某天，三個男人在酒吧聊老婆的床上性事第一個男人抱怨道他老婆是空中小姐，所以每次都跟他要求要在上面，害他覺得很沒面子第二個男人抱怨道你還好吧，我老婆是幼稚園老師，所以每次在做的時候，總是對我說：「來！弟弟乖~弟弟乖歐~~」第三男人聽完後說你們都還好，我老婆是電梯小姐，每次當我快到高潮時總是會說：「來來IM GONNA SHOW HOW TO FIX THE APP CRASH OF THE GODFATHER GAME 1....

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奸商奸商.....無奸不成商

4月 12, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

The Godfather Game Trailer - YouTube三個工程系學生和三個商學系學生一起去搭火車， > 工程系的買了三張票，但商學系的卻只買一張。 > > > > > 一上火車後，三個商學系的就一起躲在廁所裡， > > 當檢票員查票時，他敲了廁所的門， > > 門開了一個小縫，一張票被遞出來， > > For those who haven't decided to try out the game yet, I made this trailer to the best version of the Godfather love theme using clips from the game to show highlights. Enjoy! Song: "Speak Softly Love" by Andy Williams Video Clips: Gametrailers.com....

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