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想念是會呼吸的痛

4月 29, 2013

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You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) - IMDb女：“我們分手吧。。。。” 男：“我會很想念你的。。。” 女：“算了吧！想念是會呼吸的痛，我怕你承受不了。” 男：“那就讓我痛死吧！” 女：“好，那我滿Directed by Dennis Dugan. With Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Nick Swardson. An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist....

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爆笑腦筋急轉彎集合

4月 29, 2013

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kuso

Ben Goldacre: What doctors don't know about the drugs they prescribe | Talk Video | TED.com爆笑腦筋急轉彎集合 第一題：世界上最不痛苦的死法是什麼？答：安樂死。錯！是躲貓貓。第二題：中國當官要精通哪四種語言？答：英語、法語、俄語和日語。錯！假話、空話、大話和套話。第三題：一個統計學家，一個地理學家，一個長跑冠軍在沙漠裡迷了路，誰活下來的機率大，為什麼？答：長跑冠軍，因為跑得快。錯，是統計學When a new drug gets tested, the results of the trials should be published for the rest of the medical world — except much of the time, negative or inconclusive ... Thanks! Please check your inbox for a confirmation email. If you want to get even more fro...

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爺爺用過的牙籤

4月 29, 2013

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How to Make a Windows 7 or Vista Repair Disk If You Don’t Have One老爺爺在飯館吃飯後，他覺得牙齒縫裡塞進了肉絲，用手指伸進嘴巴掏。 他的孫子給他一根牙籤，他很快掏乾淨了肉絲，然後把牙籤還給孫子。 孫子說：“爺爺，把牙籤扔掉吧！” 爺爺說：“我只用了一頭簽，另一頭簽給你用吧！” 孫子說：“很髒的。&rdquIf you bought your computer with Windows 7 or Vista pre-installed, you most likely don’t have a regular Windows repair disc. What you do have is some crappy disc from the manufacturer that totally wipes your computer back to factory settings. What if you ...

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佔便宜

4月 29, 2013

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kuso

SANS: Security Awareness Tip和媽媽長得很像，又都是娃娃臉，人們都說我和媽媽不像母女，倒像一對姐妹花，每次媽媽聽了這話，這相當受用：看看，生一女兒多好，有家裡做女兒，出去就是好姐妹，以後結婚，你爸還多一好兄弟，還有一好兒子。等女兒以後有了孩子，我既有孫子，又多一大侄子。你說，這得多少口哪，不知道會不會被計生辦的給逮到。我無語了！June 9, 2015 Don't Accept Offers of "Free PC Scans" That Pop up When You Use the Internet Secure Computers LLC paid a $1,000,000 fine for offering "free spyware scans" that told users their systems had been infected with spyware, even if the system ......

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寶寶趣語

4月 29, 2013

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kuso

Did You Know 2.0 - YouTube晚上寶寶，媽媽，外婆三人，同睡床上，寶寶說：“媽媽我長大了，買小車送給你。” 媽媽：“好啊，寶寶真行！” 寶寶笑笑說：“以後媽媽你開小車，爸爸開客車，我給外婆買飛機開。” 外婆聽了笑得很開心的說：“小乖乖外婆沒白愛你An official update to the original "Shift Happens" video from Karl Fisch and Scott McLeod, this June 2007 update includes new and updated statistics, thought-provoking questions and a fresh design. For more information, or to join the conversation, please...

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婚姻笑話

4月 29, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

"That's How You Know" from Disney's ENCHANTED (Full Clip) - YouTube甲：聽說你很怕你老婆？乙：我只是某些時候怕。甲：什麼時候？乙：和她在一起的時候。  甲：你為什麼還不結婚？  乙：還不確定選。。。？  甲：什麼婚紗？  乙：和誰結婚。  甲：我太太要跟我離婚。  乙：要是我，我也是會和你離的，誰讓你天天在Visit http://gfwd.at/1vuLFuy - help a little girl who is "allergic to the sun." Amy Adams sings Alan Menken & Stephen Scwartz' song from Disney's Enchanted. That's how she knows. This video is property of Walt Disney Co, and was offered as a free quicktim...

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