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白目 裝傻

8月 13, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

cricket.com.au - Live Scores, Breaking News & Video好心的女主人 傳說英國統治印度期間，有一印度乞丐跑到英籍地方官住宅前，趴在地上吃草皮。就在這時，女主人看見，心生懷疑，就去問他：「喂，你在幹嘛？」乞丐有氣無力地回答：「夫人，我已經餓得受不了了，所以就啃一點你們的草皮。」女主人回答：「哇！實在可憐，那你跟我來吧！」這名乞丐喜出望外，立刻跟著Live cricket coverage, live streaming, live scores, breaking news, video, analysis and expert opinion. Australian cricket team and international cricket. ... 1:29 World Cup AB De Villiers makes fastest 150 ever The legend of AB de Villiers has grown even ...

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超炫應徵履歷表

8月 13, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Good News Stories面試人員給一位前來應徵的男士一張履歷表，於是就填了這樣的資料....惟主管看到後，卻當場淚流滿面。姓名：English or Chinese? (英文or中文?!)年齡：Confidential (機密)身高：Not related to the job (跟工作無關)體重：Varies all tUplifting news for a new year Here at Good News Stories we like to bring the latest good news from around the World, here is a selection of uplifting news stories that we have come across in the last month. With help from Reddit’s Uplifting News. DOG FIND...

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網友 阿呆

8月 13, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Post-Crescent News網友 阿呆 其實有時候多一字或少一字也非常可怕... 以前在醫院實習... 寫給學長的感謝卡.... 心裡想的是 "...謝謝 xx 學長平日教導很多臨床上的技巧..." 卻失手寫成 "...謝謝 xx 學長平日教導很多床上的技巧..." Politics State Senate passes right-to-work bill amid protests State Senate passes right-to-work bill amid protests The Wisconsin state Senate has passed a fast-tracked right-to-work bill with no Democratic support. Politics 1 day, 8 hours ago Local Jury f...

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修女的反應

8月 13, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Good Technology - Official Site修女的反應有兩個修女， 一個是學數學的修女，另一個學是邏輯學的修女， 現在已經快天黑了，但她們離修道院還有很遠的路程。 以下簡稱兩位修女～一位叫數學，一位叫邏輯 數學：妳有沒有注意到，後面有個男人已經跟蹤我們有 三十八分鐘三十秒了，不知道他想要做什麼The secure mobility solution that unlocks your mobile potential. ... Good Customer Success More than 6,200 organizations in over 190 countries use Good Technology solutions, including FORTUNE 100 leaders in commercial banking, insurance, healthcare ......

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兩個女人在天堂聊天

8月 13, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

GOOD MagazineTwo Ladies Talking in Heaven兩個女人在天堂聊天1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.女一：嗨，我是汪達2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?女二：嗨，我是施爾維雅，妳怎麼死的呢1st woman: I Data for GOOD Harnessing the power of information. The GOOD Wellness Project How our choices help our bodies thrive. The 2014 GOOD City Index GOOD's annual breakdown of the most inspiring cities in the world. The GOOD Cities Project We create the cities ....

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【懷念】老公老婆

8月 13, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

PCSX2 - Official Site從我們慪氣到現在你已經離家出走達38小時零37分鐘了，這距離你出走史上的最 高紀錄還差4個小時零21分種，我知道你在等我向你登門道歉，我也準備這樣做，但我 更希望你能堅持下去，再創你出走史上的新高！ 我在家裏一切還好，請不要惦念。雖然，你帶走了存摺，不過，你不用擔心我的We hope that you've all had a good year! Be sure to enjoy what little is left it (it sure went by fast!). Eat some good food, enjoy the company of good friends, and make sure to check back here for more PCSX2 related news soon!...

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