模擬城市4 mod

怕老婆的男人

6月 4, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Network Addon Mod for SimCity 4 - Mod DB某大公司的主管平日十分怕老婆，也很好奇是不是每一個男人都是如此...於是找一天集合公司內所有已婚男士站在他前面問道：「現在，覺得自己平日怕太太的人站到我左邊，覺得自己平日不怕太太的人站到我右邊。」語罷，只見一陣騷動，眾人皆往左邊站，只有一人站到右邊，還有兩人站在原地不動。他首先問第一個站在原地不動的The Network Addon Mod, or NAM, is a modification for SimCity 4 Deluxe (or SimCity 4 with the Rush Hour Expansion pack), which adds a myriad of new transport network items, ranging from ground light rail, to fractional-angle roads, to roundabouts, and......

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山裏人與酒店小姐的對話，太好笑了！

6月 4, 2013

張碧文

kuso

SimMars Beta 3 mod for SimCity 4 - Mod DB山裏人與酒店小姐的對話，太好笑了！山裏人：喂.小姐，饃多少錢？ 服務員：摸，100！山裏人：下麵呢？服務員：下面200！山裏人：我暈！不是吧！那水餃呢？服務員：睡覺，400！山裏人：一碗400 ?! 服務員：不，一晚800！山裏人：我倒！這麼貴！為什麼一碗要800 ? SimMars is a mod for SimCity 4 taking the game to Mars. It will bring new buildings, transportation systems, user-interface and music and will replace the Maxis SimCity 4 content as far as possible, giving you the feeling to play a colony on Mars. The......

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個小朋友分一個蛋糕，只准切三刀，要怎樣才能平分？

6月 4, 2013

小安

kuso

SimCity 4 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia老師問小朋友5個小朋友分一個蛋糕，只准切三刀，要怎樣才能平分？一堆小朋友搶著說把蛋糕切成三等份，正好三刀~正當老師準備公佈答案時艋舺的和尚同學，突然天外飛來一語：一刀砍死一個小朋友，剩兩刀把蛋糕切成四等份~~~~老師.....無言SimCity 4 (SC4) is a city-building/urban planning simulation computer game developed by Maxis, a subsidiary of Electronic Arts. It was released on January 14, 2003. It is the fourth installment in the SimCity series. SimCity 4 has a single expansion pack ...

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天國的工程師

6月 4, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Mod of the Week: Network Addon Mod, for SimCity 4 - PC Gamer有一個工程師死後到天國報到。天國守門人看看他的檔案，說：「你走錯地方了，所有的工程師都應該到地獄報到。」雖然覺得不太對勁，他還是乖乖地都地獄去報到了。在地獄住了幾天之後，他覺得地獄的溫度太熱， 住起來相當不舒服，於是動手設計了一套空調系統，使得地獄不再水深火熱了。過了一陣子，他又覺得地獄的運輸系統不Since EA just spent months fixing that mistake everyone (except EA) knew they never should have made, you may find yourself tempted to finally buy the 2013 version of SimCity. Nuts to that, says I, 'cuz there are still plenty of changes, additions, and en...

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北京飯館

6月 4, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

SimCity 4 Network Addon Mod maker warns against buying the game from Origin - PC Gamer一群台灣婦人到大陸北京名餐廳吃飯，在上了三道菜之後， 阿福嬸召喚服務生來，問道：「先生，可不可以"換鮮奶"？」 服務生：「很抱歉喔！本餐廳沒有鮮奶。」 阿福嬸：「不是啦！，可不可以"換鮮奶"？」 服務生：「很抱歉，本餐廳真的沒有供應鮮奶。」 阿福嬸生氣了，口音也越來越不標準：「偶素梭(我是說)，口不Update: As of August 27, Origin has updated its version of SimCity 4. It is now compatible with the Network Addon Mod . Original story below. SimCity 4 is more than ten years old, but given the relative dearth of SimCity games since it came out, it remain...

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歷史問題

6月 4, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

SimCity™ 4 Deluxe Edition on Steam - Welcome to Steam歷史問題有一次歷史考試 出了這麼一填充題:黃帝建都（有熊）堯建都（ ）舜建都（ ）小明的考卷上寫道:黃帝建都（有熊）堯建都（有獅子）舜建都（有老虎）我沒看到你某甲駕車過十字路口時闖紅燈被警察攔下警察 : 你沒看到是紅燈嗎?某甲 : 有啊警察 : 那你為什麼不停車?某甲 : 因為我沒看到你......If modded this game even though its ten years old, in my opinion its much better than the new version. I bought this one again after finding out how bad the new one was. You should mod this game for sure though, with larger regions, the NAM and CAM and .....

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