英國adele

在游泳池尿尿的後果

10月 7, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Adele - Official Site小李是我的一個朋友. 他說:走呀!請你去游泳! 我說:不去! 他說:為什麼? 我說:水太臟,他們都往裡尿尿. 他說:那我們也往裡尿呀! 我說:不去. 然後他自己就去了. 玩了沒半個小時,給我打電話. 說:給我拿300塊錢來,我尿尿讓人抓住了. 我說:怎麼還能讓人抓住呢? 他說:人家在水里尿,我上跳臺Official website for Adele ... 23 January 12 Etta James What a lady Etta James was. She was the ultimate original. Her voice was breath taking and her songs are reflections we all recognise in some way or another....

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堵得你沒話說

10月 7, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Finishing Touches by Adele : Wedding Invitations Scotland, Wedding Stationery UK And Handmade Weddin老婆特愛吃水果，一次和老婆往家走，老婆非要買幾斤蘋果帶回去，我說別買了，家里不是 還有桔子么。老婆回了一句特噎人：“桔子能吃出蘋果味兒來么？！” 和同學走在街上，發現地上不知誰掉了一毛錢硬幣，同學把它拾起來，我笑他說：“丟不丟人 ？一毛錢你也撿。”同學Wedding Invitations Scotland ~ Wedding Stationery UK ~ Handmade Wedding Invitations Kirkcaldy ~ Handmade Wedding Stationery Scotland ~ Chair Cover Hire UK Balloons Kirkcaldy ~ Table Decorations Scotland ~ Candy Buffet UK ~ Chair Covers Kirkcaldy ......

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饅頭的N種結局

10月 7, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Adele Tickets | Adele Tour Dates & Concerts | Ticketmaster UK從前，有一個胖的象包子一樣的饅頭。見義勇為篇：一天，丸子正在過馬路，一輛汽車飛馳而過，饅頭奮不顧身沖上去救丸子，結果，世界上多了一種食物——比薩。浪漫篇：饅頭愛上了香腸，他們發誓永不分離，于是世界上多了一種食品——熱狗。無辜篇：一天，饅頭看見哥哥在和肉Buy Adele tickets from the Official Ticketmaster UK site. Find Adele tour dates, event details, reviews and much more. ... International: Ireland Germany Spain USA Canada Australia More PARTNERS: American Express FOLLOW US: Your continued use of this ......

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大一猛男女廁奇遇

10月 7, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Adele Pennington - UK Climbing and Mountaineering偶大一新鳥，第一次實驗樓上課，課間大便。見一廁所門掛帶男字門簾，急掀簾而入。不料遇一女生小解完，正用面巾紙擦拭下身液體。由于小貓是CN，立馬呆立當場，只覺有股熱血由腳底板直沖頭頂，將大便都頂了回去。女生漂亮與否并未得見，只見烏黑一啤。那女生一看至少大3大4學姐，經驗豐富。不慌不忙的將面巾甩進紙簍，徐mountaineering and climbing expeditions in the UK and abroad with experienced, professional leader guide Adele Pennington ... Adele Pennington, Private Climbing and Mountaineering Instructor, Guiding Expedition Advisor / Leader - for the UK and Abroad. .....

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老公的懺悔書

10月 7, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Adele Tribute Acts | Someone Like Adele | Tribute Act UK | Pop Management親愛的老婆大人：遵照您的旨意，我在書房里反省了一個小時四十三分零七秒，喝了一杯白開水，上了一次衛生間，沒有抽煙，以上事實準確無誤，請審查。附上我的檢討報告，不當之處可以協商。經過３個月的婚姻生活，我認為老婆同志溫柔賢良，勤奮聰穎，是不可多得的好妻子，而身為丈夫的我卻舉止乖張，態度輕狂，所作所為確有值The Uk's Number One Adele Tribute Act. ... Biography Someone Like.... Adele, launched in early 2011 with fantastic success, her show has seen the likes of hotels and golf clubs up and down the country book again and again, so If you are looking for someth...

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一個笑死過人的笑話

10月 7, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

James Arthur sings Adele's Hometown Glory - Live Week 6 - The X Factor UK 2012 - YouTube那天，我有個很好的朋友給我講了個笑話，把我笑翻了，後來由於肚子太疼而進了醫院。醫生在給我做手術之前，問我為什麼笑成這樣啊，我就把那個笑話講給他聽。沒想到他聽到後狂笑不止，最後吐了很多白沫，搶救無效，死了。 我真沒想這樣，可事情就發生了。很多時候就是這樣，我們不想發生的事情，總是發生；我們天天盼著的事Visit the official site: http://itv.com/xfactor Watch James Arthur sing Hometown Glory by Adele Flipping heck! Someone's been eating all their greens in the studio canteen! Just how TALL has James Arthur gotten? Ooh, our bad. He's actually been suspended ...

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