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Blog - Bing Ads    小丁在游泳池游泳,游著游著,為什麼水突然變深了??     答:因為有人剛撒了一泡尿。     Read how SMB marketing experts — both in and outside of Microsoft — give you the scoop on the latest industry trends and provide tips for your small or medium business. ... Thank you for your feedback on the all new Home Page in Bing Ads! The response to ...

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Google Mobile Ads Blog    我第兒子在剛滿六個月的時候,一直三四天高燒不退也拉肚子.. 我老婆急了,打電話給醫生。 老婆說:「醫生,他還拉肚子怎麼辦?」 醫生說:「牛奶泡淡..」 老婆說:「泡蛋?那那那.. 整顆?還是只要蛋黃就好,要不要撥殼啊?」&由於此網站的設置,我們無法提供該頁面的具體描述。...

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craigslist blog    舅舅帶小甥女逛街,搭乘公車時,小甥女突然發現舅舅的背包拉鏈沒拉上,便認真地對他說:「舅舅,你的拉鏈沒拉上!」公車上的乘客立即注視舅舅的褲子,他也慌忙地檢查自己的褲子拉鏈。這時,小甥女又大聲嚷:「不好了,不只拉鏈沒拉上,連裡面的東西都快要掉出來啦..!」   &nWe’ve learned ABC will soon air a misleading story, “Recall Roulette” that mischaracterizes our efforts to prevent free classified ads for recalled sale items by craigslist users, and falsely accuses us of not cooperating with the Consumer Product Safety ...

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Blog - Microsoft Advertising    某天上工程數學時,教授跟同學說: 「我知道我們這本工數很難,以後若對這本書的題目有任何問題的話,就私下來問我。」 就在幾天後小明拿了一堆問題去找教授,此時教授發覺小明的書支離破碎的.... 教授:「這本上千元的書你怎麼把它斯成這樣?」&nbsHere at Microsoft we always look at offering consumers a truly immersive creative experience and making those experiences seamless across multiple platforms by ... Call it age or call it a generation thing, but I still love the 1980’s TV ads for some of t...

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Google AnalyticsBlog - Analytics Blog    有一個公務員,他們單位辦手機優惠活動。 全單位上下幾乎每人都買了一隻,唯讀那個公務員不買,因為他說沒有必要.. 可是,他的兒子有一次來找爸爸,同事看到他的兒子身上帶著一隻最新型的手機。 同事就說:「一隻手機幾萬塊都買了,上次的活動一隻幾千塊而Official weblog offering news, tips and resources related to Google's web traffic analytics service....

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Official YouTube Blog      一個衣著華麗,穿金戴銀的婦人匆匆走進肉店… 她無視其他人,趾高氣昂地喊道:「喂!老闆,給我一百元給"狗"吃的牛肉!」 然後才轉身向後面另一名等待的婦人說:「我想妳不會介意我插個隊吧?」 那婦人冷冷地回答:「當然不會The WITNESS Media Lab: Over the past decade, YouTube has provided a platform for people to share eyewitness video of human rights atrocities around the world. In partnership with WITNESS, we are supporting the WITNESS Media Lab, a new approach to ......

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