亞塞拜然 英文

客服人員的七種等級

8月 13, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Azerbaijan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia初級客服客戶來電劈頭大罵：「你娘咧！」客服員： 「嗚...........」（哭泣聲）中級客服客戶來電劈頭大罵：「你娘咧！」客服員：「這位先生請息怒，有什麼可以為您服務的嗎？」高級客服客戶來電劈頭大罵：「你娘咧！」客服員：「家母身體很好，謝謝您的關心。」專業客服客戶來電劈頭大罵：「你娘咧！」客服員：Azerbaijan (i/ˌæzərbaɪˈdʒɑːn/ AZ-ər-by-JAHN; Azerbaijani: Azərbaycan [ɑzærbɑjdʒɑn]), officially the Republic of Azerbaijan (Azerbaijani: Azərbaycan Respublikası), is a contiguous transcontinental presidential republic in the Caucasus region, situated at t...

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希拉蕊床底下的秘密

8月 13, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Azerbaijan - Lonely Planet希拉蕊目前正為民主黨總統候選人初選而陷入苦戰，聽說，有部份的原因是因為她的 >>> >>> 姓氏'克林頓'所造成的，以下的笑話可能有點殺傷力...>>>>>>>>> 床底下的秘密>>>>>>>>>>>> 比爾 (克林頓) 和希拉蕊當年結婚的時候，新婚之夜，比爾放了一個大紙盒在他們Neither Europe nor Asia, Azerbaijan (Azərbaycan) is a tangle of contradictions and contrasts. A nexus of ancient historical empires, it’s also a... ... Looking to bodyswerve the predictable party cities in favour of something a little more unexpected? Rig...

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對不起 只是證實一下~~

8月 13, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Azerbaijan (Iran) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia對不起,只是證實一下~~話說臺灣賊仔埔滿天下, 一位老兄三天兩頭車子的玻璃就會被打破, 雖然車內沒啥值錢的東西,但是光只換玻璃就換的快家破人亡了 , 有一天想出一個好點子,寫了一張海報貼在擋風玻璃上, 幾個大字 :車內沒有值錢的東西. 心想這下可放心了!&nbCoordinates: 37°36′N 47°00′E / 37.6°N 47.0°E / 37.6; 47.0 Azerbaijan or Azarbaijan (Persian: آذربایجان‎ Āzarbāijān; Azerbaijani: آذربایجان‎), also Iranian Azerbaijan,[1] is a region in northwestern Iran. It is also historically known as Atropatene and ...

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同學說我才是詐騙集團

8月 12, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Norway - the official site in the Republic of Azerbaijan同學說我才是詐騙集團前天meeting前...接到了一通沒有來電顯示的電話...一個操著很重的大陸口音女子打來的...女：你在幹麻？我：你...你是那位？女：你不記得我啦？怎麼才點小感冒你就認不出我來了...(太老套了～一聽就知道是詐騙的)我：哦！！(驚喜狀)愛莉絲啊！！！女：對啦～我：最近在幹麻～3 Desember: Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs Khalaf Khalafov (right) and Ambassador of Norway Bård Ivar Svendsen sign visa facilitation and readmission agreement . ... 3rd of December: Azerbaijan's Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs Khalaf Khalafov and ...

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別碰另外兩條

8月 12, 2013

小安

kuso

Netherlands Embassy in Baku, Azerbaijan別碰另外兩條大聖和小星在電線桿上下二頭修電路。 大聖在上頭喊道：「小星，抓住下面四條電線的兩條。」小星問：「是哪兩條？」「隨便兩條好了，」大聖說道：「你抓好了嗎？」 「抓好了。」「有沒有覺得什麼不對勁？」「沒有啊，有什麼不對勁？」 「好極了，那千萬別碰到另外兩條，那上面National Commemoration of MH17 November 7, 2014 The national commemoration of the flight MH17 disaster will take place on Monday 10 November in Amsterdam. The commemoration is accessible by invitation only. The persons invited are the surviving relatives ...

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您有馬上要用嗎？

8月 12, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

English Language Schools in Azerbaijan - TEFL at Eslbase.com - Information, help and advice to Teach您有馬上要用嗎？ 新近遷入一設施完善的公寓住宅由於自宅位於六樓於是建設公司附贈緩降索一組，以備不時之需。某日至服務中心欲領取此一緩降索，不料竟出現如下對話.....「小姐你好，我是B3六樓的住戶，我想領取緩降索。」「對不起先生，我們主任現在不在，能不能請你下次再來。」「小姐，拜託你好不好，Eslbase.com - Directory of language schools and other institutions offering English language courses in Azerbaijan. ... Language schools - Azerbaijan Do you know a school in Azerbaijan that should be added to this list? Please tell us about it. If you man...

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