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報上所寫的事

8月 5, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Amélie (2001) - IMDb『早報！早報！十五塊錢一份！』 一位男士買了一份報紙，然後對賣報生說： 『喂！這上面明明寫著十塊錢一份呀！』 『哦！你認為報上所寫的事，都是真的嗎﹖』 顧客打電話到餡餅店叫外賣 店員問：餡餅要切成四塊還是六塊 顧客說：四塊好了我想我吃不下六Directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet. With Audrey Tautou, Mathieu Kassovitz, Rufus, Lorella Cravotta. Amelie is an innocent and naive girl in Paris with her own sense of justice. She decides to help those around her and, along the way, discovers love....

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要炒飯又要吃雞

8月 5, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Amélie Trailer (Amelie [Le Fabuleux destin d'Amelie Poulain]) - IMDb一群好友聚會,情侶和夫妻共有五對,恩恩愛愛,你儂我儂.大夥一起吃晚餐的時候,蛋炒飯上來了.小紅對男友說:「我要炒飯.」嗯……炒飯.於是,其他人用很曖昧的眼光看著這一對小情侶說:「嗯…炒飯,炒飯,炒飯.」小紅這時候發現自己的語病,就很不好意思的低下頭.過沒多久Watch the latest Amélie Trailer (Amelie [Le Fabuleux destin d'Amelie Poulain]) on IMDb ... If you own the rights to movies, TV shows, clips or trailers and would like to upload them to IMDb for free streaming, please visit the video upload help page for a...

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電燈泡

8月 5, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Amelie Movie Review & Film Summary (2001) | Roger Ebert在英國，燈泡的包裝紙上都有警告--Do not put that object into your mouth.意思是不要把燈泡放進口中。他奶奶的...那有人會放這東西進口中？英國人都有些白痴..告訴你，世事無絕對！有天我和一個印度朋友在家中看電視，我和他談到這件事，他告訴我他們小學的教科書也有說到Jean-Pierre Jeunet's "Amelie" is a delicious pastry of a movie, a lighthearted fantasy in which a winsome heroine overcomes a sad childhood and grows up to bring cheer to the needful and joy to herself. You see it, and later when you think about it, you s...

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易燃物

8月 5, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Amélie (2/12) Movie CLIP - Helping a Blind Man (2001) HD - YouTube易燃物老師問：「什麼是易燃物？」學生說：「我爸爸。」老師問：「為什麼？」學生說：「每一次我拿成積單回去，他馬上就發火。」不准通婚妻子和丈夫吵了架以後，氣憤地說：『我就是找了一個魔鬼也比嫁給你強！』丈夫立即回答：『你嫁不了魔鬼！法律規定，近親不准結婚......。』不甜的客人：『老板，這橘子甜不甜啊？Amelie movie clips: http://j.mp/15w2Sfs BUY THE MOVIE: http://amzn.to/t6ArZM Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: Suddenly compelled to help mankind, Amelie (Audrey Tautou) helps a blind man walk across the street a...

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標題 [趣事]學生真有創意

8月 5, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Rotten Tomatoes: Amelie我在國中教書今天上課分小隊這學期我規定每隊隊名裡面一定要有"動物"然後要在五個字以內之所以有字數的限制是因為之前有小隊取個史上無敵超霹靂麻辣旋風海綿寶寶他哥海綿體寶寶小隊 之類的隊名儘管很長很酷 但我還是很無情的簡稱他們是史上小隊讓他們一直該 為了避免這種困擾 所以才有字數限制創意就是在有限資源裡發Movie Info One woman decides to change the world by changing the lives of the people she knows in this charming and romantic comic fantasy from director Jean-Pierre Jeunet. Amelie (Audrey Tautou) is a young woman who had a decidedly unusual childhood ......

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新婚夫妻的困擾

8月 5, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Amélie Reviews - Metacritic有一對新婚夫妻，他們結婚後買了一間房子，所以他們從今天以後都要睡在同一張床上，但是，那個男的卻很擔心，因為他的”那個”很臭所以他就去找了萬世通博士說：「博士阿，我今天就要跟我老婆睡在一起，但是我”那裡”很臭，怕睡覺時會被他聞道，我該怎麼辦？」萬世通博士Starring: Audrey Tautou, Mathieu Kassovitz Summary: Amélie, a young waitress in a tiny Parisian café, discovers an old box of ... Whether you're charmed or bored by the movie depends entirely on your feelings for Amelie, a young woman whose hyper-quirky ....

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