安迪威廉斯

我要把你打的連你爸都認不出來

6月 5, 2013

連冷文

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Andy Williams - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia小明和小王從小就是死對頭，有一天因為一件小事吵了起來。「放學公園見啦！不來的是狗。」「來啊！」─────────────放學後─────────────小明：「我要把你打到連親生父親都認不出來。」小王：「哈哈哈！那也得看你做不做得到。」────────────半小時後────────────小王：「Howard Andrew "Andy" Williams (December 3, 1927 – September 25, 2012) was an American popular-music singer. He recorded forty-four albums in his career, seventeen of which have been Gold-certified[2] and three of which have been Platinum-certified.[3] He ...

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打魔獸

6月 11, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Andy Williams Official Site今天在網咖玩魔獸，不遠處有兩個非主流在玩勁5，辟里啪啦的按鍵盤！我很不爽！ 於是，我也開始按鍵盤！我使勁的按！用力的按！按得比他們還快！比他們還響！ 他們不禁看了過來，我故意輕蔑地瞥了他們一眼！他們變了臉色，狠狠瞪了我一眼！我馬上回瞪過去！ 那兩人對視一眼也開始擊打鍵盤！聲響又超Andy Williams began his amazing career in his hometown of Wall Lake, Iowa. It was there he began singing with his three brothers in a local Presbyterian church choir...

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給上帝的信

6月 13, 2013

何憶青

kuso

安迪威廉斯 - 影片搜尋阿強在經濟拮据的時候寫了封信向上帝求救，希望祂能惠賜他1000元以渡過難關。郵差看到這封信後覺得阿強很可憐，便自掏腰包寄了500元給他。過沒多久，郵差又收到阿強要寄給上帝的信。郵差打開來一看，只見他寫道：「親愛的上帝，謝謝?幫我渡過難關。我並不是想抱怨，但請下次送錢來時別再透過郵差了，他們抽的佣金實...

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同學..你有種....

6月 17, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Andy Williams | Music Biography, Credits and Discography | AllMusic以前高中的時候，隔壁班同學做過一件很妙的事。 有一個教得很爛的老師在他們班上課時，他舉手了：「老師，我要去打電話 .....」「上課時間打什麼電話？」老師不悅的說。 「我要去打電話報警啦！這裡有人在講台上騙錢啦！」 全班狂笑，老師則是氣到說不出話來。 有一次&Find Andy Williams bio, songs, credits, awards, similar artists and video information on AllMusic - A hugely successful American pop singer, renowned … ... A hugely successful American pop singer, renowned for his smooth vocal texture, relaxed approach, a...

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大陸某公司關於幹部外出撞死母豬的規定

6月 17, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Andy Williams - Moon River 1960's performance - YouTube大陸某公司關於幹部外出撞死母豬的規定某公司總經理到外地出差，辦完了公事之後，就要司機拉著他到處轉轉。轉的目的是要為老婆買點禮物。每次外出，總經理都要為老婆買點禮物回去，幾年來已經成了一種習慣。有一天在一家時裝店，總經理看中了一件女式睡衣，那睡衣的顏色是粉紅色的，很性感，360元。付了錢，總經理才感到Farewell Andy, and thank you for sharing your beautiful voice with us. We have been blessed. You will be sorely missed x (3rd Dec1927- 25th Sept 2012) Dedicated to Tabitha x....

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短篇笑話

6月 17, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Andy Williams - IMDb1. 觀眾席老王在餐廳坐了很久，看到別的客人吃得津津有味，只有他仍無侍者來招呼，便起身問老闆：「ㄟ，請問....我是不是坐到觀眾席了？」2. 還有老三？一位好強的女子，受了男友的欺負，氣的想地方大哭。她想，到殯儀館哭，別人一定不會覺得奇怪，於是他就走進一間正在為一位老翁舉行喪禮的禮堂，放下心，好好的Andy Williams. Soundtrack: Mike & Mike, Getaway, Call the Midwife, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, This Land Is Mine, Dancing with the Stars, OC87: The Obsessive Compulsive, Major Depression, Bipolar, Asperger's Movie, Michel Legrand and Friends, EastEnde...

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