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世界上最大威力的一句話

7月 25, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Amazon.com: Gummy Drop! Candy Match 3 Game: Appstore for Android[一般] 世界上最大威力的一句話 60多年前，一個朋友給我講了一個笑話，把我笑翻了，後來由於肚子太疼進了醫院。醫生給我做手術前，問我 ?什麼笑成這樣，我就講給他聽。他聽後狂笑不止，最後竟然笑死了。我被送上了法庭。法官讓我把那個笑話講出來，由陪審團判定是否與過失殺人的事實要件符合，我要求簽訂免責合同。A challenging game, but I've enjoyed playing it. I worked very hard to get to level 110 only to have all my progress disappear. Another reviewer who had the same problem was told logging into Facebook would prevent this, but it does me no good now. Beside...

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神父笑話合集

7月 25, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Thomas & Friends: Mix-Up Match-Up App - YouTube有一個滿身酒氣的醉漢上了一班公共汽車，他坐在一個神父旁邊。那個醉漢的襯衫很髒，他的臉上有女人的亮紅唇印，口袋裏還放了空酒瓶，他拿出他的報紙閱讀，過了一會兒，他問神父說：「神父，得關節炎的原因是什麼？」「這位先生，它是因為浪費生命、和妓女鬼混、酗酒和不自重所引起的。」神父如是說。「噢，原來如此！」醉漢All New Thomas & Friends Game App! Mix-Up Match-Up! Download on the App Store today! https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/thoma... For more Thomas & Friends adventures, visit the Official Thomas & Friends YouTube Channel at http://youtube.com/thomasandfriends ...

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三隻小豬

7月 25, 2013

張千梅

kuso

iKnowthat.com - Please Register從前從前有三隻小豬，分別住在三個小屋裡。有一天，來了一隻大野狼，似乎有什麼不良的企圖。於是……大野狼首先來到了老大的家。大野狼說：哈哈，你以為鎖上了門就有用嗎？呼~~呼~~呼~~~~~老大的草屋根本就經不起大野狼的毒氣吹息而倒了。老大怕極了，跑丫~~跑丫~~，跑到了老二的If you do not enter a valid email address, you will not be able to retrieve your password, should you forget it....

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夫妻生活妙語錄

7月 25, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Colors, Shapes, Numbers, Letters matching iPad game app for children / toddler / baby - YouTube夫妻生活妙語錄【吃飯篇】老公：「晚上想吃甚麼？」我：「都可以啊，沒有特別想吃的」老公：「給你選好了！」﹝我停在路邊想了五分鐘後﹞我：「不然就隨便吃個麥當勞好了」老公：「可是…我比較想吃牛排ㄝ」我：「……」﹝O.S.那你就直說嘛！還讓我想這麼久幹嘛？﹞【點餐篇DOWNLOAD here: http://itunes.apple.com/app/id427796548 A very unique feature of Logic allows you to choose the language which the game uses by selecting the narration language which is embedded in the game .When you make a match within any game, Logic wil...

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polo隊長

7月 25, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

The Match: The Day the Game of Golf Changed Forever: Mark Frost: 9781401309619: Amazon.com: Books有一個人去逛街，看到某個地攤賣得都是polo的衣服，他看一看覺得還不錯，就問老闆：「這是真的還是假的。」老闆：「當然是真的。」那人在衣服堆中翻半天，發現一件衣服上的mark是把球棍舉起的，他就問老闆，老闆回說：「那是隊長啦！是我特地去工廠找的耶！一百件中才有一件喔！」筱雅是一個人見人愛的國小一年級學In 1956, millionaires Eddie Lowery and George Coleman made an off-the-cuff bet on a golf match and inadvertently set up one of the sport's most climactic duels; this one casual game has become the sport's great suburban legend. Frost ( The Greatest Game E...

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幼年情景歷歷在目

7月 25, 2013

謝半松

kuso

match - definition of match by The Free Dictionary中年夫婦談起兩個兒子長得真快，幼年情景歷歷在目。然後他們聽到浴室裏的幼子沖完了淋浴，傳來洗臉盆的流水聲。妻子說：“你聽，還在玩水呢，就像小時候一樣，到底還是小孩子。”兒子步出浴室時，他父親問：“你剛才在玩水吧？”“不，”他答：&match 1 (măch) n. 1. a. One that is exactly like another or a counterpart to another: Is there a match for this glove in the drawer? b. One that is like another in one or more specified qualities: He is John's match for bravery. 2. One that is able to com...

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