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廁所牆上暴強對聯

4月 17, 2013

范姜映梅

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The Big Bang Theory Site廁所牆上9條暴強對聯 上：天下英雄豪傑到此俯首稱臣 下：世間貞烈女子進來寬衣解裙 橫批：天地正氣 ---------------------------- 上：腳踏黃河兩岸手拿機密文件 下：前面機槍掃射後面炮火連天 橫批：爽 ---------------------------- 上：大開方便之門Get the latest The Big Bang Theory news, episode guides, character quotes, merchandise and more on our fan site. ... CBS announces premiere date for Season 9 June 9, 2015 CBS became the first network to announce their 2015 fall premiere dates today ......

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出於良心告訴你

4月 17, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Amazon.com: The Big Bang Theory: Season 7: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, 一對青年男女，剛從結婚登記處領證回來，他們在路上交談著。男的得意地說：「親愛的，你真美！不過出於良心，現在我得告訴你，上次我領你來我家裡看的那套紅木傢具，以及華麗的燈，我都是向別人家借來的。」女的說：「沒關係。出於良心，我現在也得如實告訴你，剛才登記證上寫的是我姐姐的名字。」男的大吃一驚：「是上次在Big Bang Theory, The: The Complete Seventh Season (DVD) Doctors Leonard Hofstadter & Sheldon Cooper (Johnny Galecki & Jim Parsons) are brilliant physicists – masterminds of their CalTech laboratories, but socially challenged in the non-theoretical real wo...

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別叫我爸

4月 17, 2013

劉安竹

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The Big Bang Theory - YouTube一天， 兒子回到家說：爸，今天考試60分。爸：下次再考低了，別叫我爸。 第二天......兒：「對不起，大哥」。Welcome to the OFFICIAL Big Bang Theory YouTube channel! Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE! Leonard and Sheldon are brilliant physicists - geniuses in the laboratory... ... A collection of emotionally charged words frequently used on The Big Bang Theory. The Big ...

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我不知道

4月 16, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Amazon.com: The Big Bang Theory: The Complete First Season      爸 爸問：如果妳有一跟香蕉，再給你三根，你會有幾根？」小孩說：我不知道，學校都用蘋果…     Big Bang Theory: S1 (DVD) Leonard and Sheldon are brilliant physicists, the kind of "beautiful minds" that understand how the universe works. But none of that genius helps them interact with people, especially women. All this begins to change when a free-...

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你弄的

4月 16, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

The Big Bang Theory (TV Series 2007– ) - IMDb      上 代數的時候，小明同學在後面..z...z...z....Ｚ。後來，老師發現了，就生氣地說：「旁邊的同學，把睡覺的叫起來！」語畢，同學答道：「是你自己把他弄睡著的，你自己去把他叫醒…」     With Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, Simon Helberg. A woman who moves into an apartment across the hall from two brilliant but socially awkward physicists shows them how little they know about life outside of the laboratory....

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天使

4月 16, 2013

黃如筠

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The Big Bang Theory - All 4      有 一位大學教授，在物理考卷出一條他認為很滿意的考題：「有條老問題：『有多少隻小天使能在一根繡花針的針頭飛舞？』用以下的資料回答這問題：每隻小天使要有一個方圓和一顆金原子相同的圓圈跳舞。針頭是平面圓形，平面面績等於十萬顆銀原子的面績。請清楚寫明所有Arch-nerds Leonard and Sheldon may know more than their fair share about subatomic particles, but when it comes to people in general, and women in particular, they're ......

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