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史上最惡劣結婚請帖

6月 13, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Val Valentino - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia史上最惡劣結婚請帖如下： 「恭喜！恭喜～本人大喜日訂在下月１０日喔～各位錢包還有一個月屯積時間！ 當日現場備有刷卡機（未超過２０００元需加３％手續費）及禮卷、股票質押 服務！不然先押學生證、身份證也可以，一個月內補錢過來有效（否則就拿去 亂壓漫畫！） 凡出示失業遣散證明者可享１２００早場特Val Valentino, born Leonard Monatono (June 14, 1956)[1][2] is an American illusionist who gained fame by starring in four magic specials exposing magic secrets on the Fox network, using the stage name the Masked Magician. He became well known in Brazil af...

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我是女同姓戀者

6月 13, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Masked Magician Unmasked - YouTube一個全副武裝的老牛仔坐在酒吧裏喝酒，這時一位美女走入坐在他旁邊。稍刻，她轉過頭來問：「你真是牛仔嗎？」「我一生中一直忙於帶領牛群，馴服馬，修圍牆，我想你可以稱呼我為牛仔。」過了一陣子牛仔轉問：「妳呢？ 小姐。」「我從未去過牧場，我當然不是牛仔女，我是女同姓戀者。」她繼續：「我一生中一直忙於想女人，由Time to find out who is the masked magician, the speech is really touching..... ps. this video is a copy from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8pP9Y......

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粗級英語程度笑話

6月 13, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed Season 1 - Episode 1 Part 1/3 - YouTube一位在美的留學生，想要考駕駛執照。在考試時因為過於緊張，看到地上標線是向左轉 ，他不放心的問道：「 Turn left ？」監考官回答：「Right。」於是他立刻向右轉。 很抱歉，他只好下次再來。* * * * * * * * * * *某人刻苦學習英語， 自以為終有小成。 一日上街不慎與The series is made by production company Nash Entertainment. The first four specials featured incognito magician Val Valentino as the Masked Magician, who performed large-scale illusions and a few smaller-scale close up magic tricks before revealing the s...

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好男人出沒 輔大猴

6月 13, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Breaking the Magician's Code: Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed - Wikipedia, the free encyclo                 出處：[日記] 好男人出沒! March 26, 2013 更多輔大猴日記...請按此 ※本文由《輔大猴》授權刊登，未經同意禁止轉載。 歡迎加入【輔大猴粉絲團】 www.facebookCast [edit] The first four specials featured incognito magician Val Valentino as the Masked Magician performing large-scale illusions and a few smaller-scale close up magic tricks before revealing the secrets of the tricks. The Masked Magician was promote...

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歸車攏是土匪

6月 11, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Masked Magician - Scoobypedia, the Scooby Doo database話說某日，一個搭公車的小子，上了公車，翻遍全身都沒有零錢，只好挑出50元的硬幣投了進去。之後就後悔了，那個50元是他今天的餐費，沒了那個僅存的50元，今天就斷糧了，準備作個飢餓30大使的候選人了。於是他就跟司機說：「可不可以讓之後上來的4個人投的錢給我，就當作是找給我的錢」。司機人也很好，也就答應他The Masked Magician was the disguise of Woodruff. Insert details here. ... Woodruff unmasked. He was angry because his stage magic performance was ruined many years ago by Eudora Pillbox, ruining his career. By stealing a necklace from her, he hoped to .....

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熊.兔子.神燈

6月 11, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

If the masked magician is so hated by other magicians, why hasn't anyone "outed" him?有一隻熊跟一隻兔子森林裡撿到一盞神燈熊跟兔子便摩擦那盞神燈神燈精靈出現後說:你們兩個都能有三個願望熊先說道:我希望這片森林的熊都變成母的(除了自己以外)兔子就說:我第一個願望要安全帽熊還不滿意他第二的願望就許:我希望這座島上的熊都變成母的兔子說:我第二的願望要一台摩托車第三的願望熊還是不滿意熊說我要Askville Question: If the masked magician is so hated by other magicians, why hasn't anyone "outed" him? : Popular News ... Masked Magician : Revealing The Biggest Magic Secrets Have you ever watched a masked magician in MAGIC'S BIGGEST SECRETS ......

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