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妳有花粉症嗎

6月 24, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Ask A Marine - which Marine is better? Parris Island or San Diego - YouTube阿倫對小美說：「畢業典禮那天，送妳花好嗎？」小美：「不行啦，我會過敏。」阿倫：「妳有花粉症嗎？」小美：「廢話！難道花粉會比我正嗎？」阿倫：「......」有錢人向來乞討的三名乞丐說︰你們哪個最懶，我給一千元。甲︰我已經有三年沒做事，每天只是晃蕩，一千元給我吧！乙︰三年有什麼稀奇！我從沒有工作過，錢應Watch Marines describe the differences in Marine Corps recruit training at MCRD Parris Island and MCRD San Diego -- you may be surprised by their response. This is the LARGEST military videos channel on YouTube! Over 1.25 Million views a month. Check out ...

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貴妃艷遇

6月 24, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Ask a Marine: The Difference Between Parris Island & San Diego - YouTube有位夫子帶著弟子到郊外去尋訪作詩的題材，在路邊看到一塊人骨，他撿起來叫學生到街上買個甕，裝好並加以埋藏。當天夜裡，他聽到叩門聲，問：「是誰？」對方答道：「我是妃。」他好奇的開門，進來了一位自稱是楊貴妃的美女她說：「謝謝您讓我不致暴屍野外，今夜讓我以身相許，報答您的恩情。」溫存了一夜，天亮時，這女子便Recruits from locations east of the Mississippi River train at Marine Corps Recruit Depot Parris Island in South Carolina. Those west train at Marine Corps Recruit Depot San Diego. All female recruits, regardless of their geography, train at Parris Island...

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「 We do chicken right！」（烹雞專家 ）

6月 24, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Ask a Hipster | San Diego Reader一中學老師把 KFC 肯德基店廣告「 We do chicken right！」（烹雞專家?）發給學生練習翻譯，結果有以下答案：1. 我們做雞是對的！2. 我們就是做雞的！3. 我們有做雞的權利！4. 我們只做雞的右半邊！5. 我們只作右邊的雞！6. 我們可以做雞，對吧？7. 我們行使了雞的權利！8Ask a Hipster But, but — what about the Boomers? If only we knew what the 76 million people with all the money and power were thinking. Just Asking: Are hipsters really so endlessly fascinating that they need an entire column devoted to answering question...

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抓去關禁閉

6月 24, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

迪亞哥ask - 影片搜尋之前在當兵的時候A跟B吵了起來結果A拿了自動鉛筆不小心戳到了B後來這件事鬧的還不小，B說要告A傷害後來連長就說，喔，抓去關禁閉幾天就好了當時我那強大的學長參一就說...喵的這要怎麼送啦！我就問說怎麼了...他把禁閉文給我看我看到了上面寫著一兵XXX與一兵XXX因業務問題產生爭執並未經該員同意使用私人...

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當詐騙集團碰上了警察

6月 28, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Ask Us 24/7 | Library & Information Access | San Diego State University一日我在姨丈家接到電話， 說要找姨丈講有關信用卡的事情於是話筒就轉給姨丈。(當然當時除了姨丈，我們其他人都不知道對方講了什麼，只靠姨丈眼神示意，故以下內容只有姨丈的談話，但因為姨丈講電話時有意要讓我們聽，所以還算清楚)姨丈：「你說我剛剛刷卡刷了多少錢？」姨丈：「一萬六？你說我剛剛刷了一萬六？你現在是In Person Closed Visit the reference desk on the 1st floor of the Library Addition...

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禁止寵物進入

6月 26, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Ask, Suggest & Get Assistance | San Diego Public Library前幾天去超市門口有『禁止寵物進入』的標誌一對情侶站在門口女：禁止寵物進入欸，那你不能進去喔～（頭靠在男的肩膀上）男：你才是被禁止進入的那個吧！！（手抬起來摸摸女的臉）我等在他們後面：囧這時候有個老太太，突然從我身後衝出來她推著籃子，手上牽著一隻狗她把狗繩拿到那對情侶前面：你們兩個誰不能進去的，可以幫The San Diego Public Library serves the informational, educational, and recreational interests of San Diego through 35 branches, a Central Library, the READ/San Diego literacy program, and an online presence. ... Ask, Suggest & Get Assistance Want to ask ...

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