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老媽問英文

8月 7, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Home | Zimmer Twins媽：「兒子、兒子！來！『It's too easy！』是啥？」兒子：「『這! 太簡單了』。」媽媽：「簡單還不快說？」兒子：「啊就是『太簡單了』呀！」媽媽：「你以為我不敢揍你嗎？」語畢，就將兒子教訓了一頓。接著，媽媽又問：「『what』這字何解？」兒子：「『什麼』。」媽媽：「我說：『what』是啥意思The Zimmer Twins website invites kids to create and share their own animated stories. ... Zimmer Blog All Posts 10 Whole Years!!! Posted 1 week ago by nessa The Zimmer Twins launched on March 14th, 2005. We're incredibly proud that it's still going strong...

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游泳池趣聞

8月 7, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Twin Peaks (TV Series 1990–1991) - IMDb母女二人去游泳池游泳，女兒跳水時，泳衣不慎破裂。母親趕忙拿起泳池邊的標語牌給女兒遮擋，其他人看了標語牌後不禁大笑起來。原來牌上寫著：危險，深兩米，熟練者使用。母親趕快把標語牌調了。這回，人們更是大笑不止，原來背面是：男性專用，進前請脫衣。尷尬的母親又拿了另一塊標語給女兒，誰知卻是寫著：大人30元，小With Kyle MacLachlan, Michael Ontkean, Mädchen Amick, Dana Ashbrook. An idiosyncratic FBI agent investigates the murder of a young woman in the even more idiosyncratic town of Twin Peaks....

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兩個重傷病人聊天

8月 7, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Twin Peaks - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia兩個重傷病人在病房裏聊天。 一個人說：“我倒楣死了，昨天開著剛買的新車出去兜風，正得意著呢，忽然看到馬路前面有一塊牌子，上面寫什麼東西，太遠了，沒看清楚。我就趕緊開過去，一看，只見牌子上寫著：前面有溝，請繞行。可剛看完，我還沒反應過來，就連人帶車掉下去了。” 說到這，他停了停Twin Peaks is an American television serial drama created by Mark Frost and David Lynch. It follows an investigation headed by FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) into the murder of homecoming queen Laura Palmer (Sheryl Lee). Its pilot episode...

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打九折

8月 7, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Twins and Multiples (Twin Pregnancy, Parenting Twins)某天早上，我同學兩人坐在車位上，身旁站著兩位建中男同學，我同學竊聽那兩建中男生的閒聊…A男：唉…你還記得我前幾個禮拜去訂作制服褲嗎？！B男：記得呀！怎樣？！A男：那天我去西門町那訂作呀…老板就在幫我量尺寸ㄇㄟ，他就問我你想打幾折…我心裡就在想第Informative guide to twins and multiples, with resources and advice about twin pregnancy, raising twins, and all issues related to parenting twins. ... When One Twin Isn't Invited ... Helping Twins Dealing with Disappointment Parents of twins and multiple...

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詐騙集團

8月 7, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

The Geek Twins在某天風和日麗的下午我同學他老爸悠閒的在家看電視突然間 ～ 電話響了，他老爸從容的接起來話筒裡傳來熟悉的聲音 ......詐騙集團：「 喂 ！ 你女兒在我手上 ！！」我只能說他老爸太幽默了在詐騙集團還沒說第二句話的同時他老爸搶在前頭說 :「 你老婆在我床上 .... 」 「 你老婆在我床上 ....It's time for another episode of our podcast, which may be getting a name change once we think of it. Geek Twins Talk? Geek Twins Gab? Anyway, it's another solo one for Nigel, because Maurice was out on location. No, not really. We just couldn't get it to...

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求你喊我一聲 媽

8月 7, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Twinkie Town, a Minnesota Twins community一位年輕人在超市裡買東西，他發現一位瘦小的老太太一直跟在他後面，他停步，她就停。甚至於，她開始凝視著他。 她終於超越了他，並在結帳檯前回頭和他交談。「我希望我沒有讓你感到不自在，你和我死去的兒子長的太像了。」 「哦，沒關係。」他很同情的回答著。 「我知道這個請求有點不妥Your best source for quality Minnesota Twins news, rumors, analysis, stats and scores from the fan perspective. ... Twins fans join Bradley and Darrell as they sit down with Dave St. Peter, President of the Minnesota Twins. The guys will talk with Dave re...

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