雙胞胎龍鳳胎

糖果 與 上帝 的對話

5月 30, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Minnesota Twins tickets - Twins tickets on StubHub!有一個印度故事，是講一顆糖果去天堂見上帝，它跟上帝抱怨說：「親愛的上帝，我那麼甜、那麼好，不但遵守戒律，又一直都在打坐。」是啊！糖果一向都「坐」在桌上，無所事事。它說它從不曾傷害過任何人。「不過每個人一靠近我，就想把我吃掉，連螞蟻、蒼蠅也不例外，為什麼？我犯了什麼錯？難道因果法律已經蕩然無存了嗎？」Minnesota Twins tickets - Buy and sell Minnesota Twins tickets and other Baseball tickets on StubHub! Buy your Minnesota Twins Ticket today. ... Minnesota Twins Latest News The Twins will look to continue their May surge as they hit the road this week for...

全文閱讀

---

史上最壞跟最笨的駭客！

5月 30, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Minnesota Twins Baseball News, pictures and video | Twins | StarTribune.com史上最壞跟最笨的駭客！ 我稍微粗略翻譯了全文對話~ 真的是太好笑了!~~ 翻譯中好幾次都笑到沒法打字~~~翻譯如下~ 如有不順之處~ 還望各位網友海涵~~~人物:: 判斷應為 IRC 交談室 #stopHipHop 的 Builder: 號稱"厲害"的"駭客": 插花者PS: (中場說明)MLB Minnesota Twins Spring Training - Breaking news, scores, players, schedule, stats, game highlights and sports commentary from Star Tribune. ... Saturday, May 30 Toronto @ Minnesota Colorado @ Philadelphia Tampa Bay @ Baltimore Washington ......

全文閱讀

---

小七小姐請快幫我結帳

5月 30, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

The Official Site of The Minnesota Twins | twinsbaseball.com: Homepage小七小姐請快幫我結帳話說我上班的路上有ㄧ間很順路的小7(7-11)店員小姐之一有點天兵天兵事件前篇： (一般的找錯錢)有一次繳錢，金額是873，我拿一千塊錢給她，小姐找了八百多給我，我：『小姐，妳找太多了。』我將六百多還給她她還呆住好幾秒，還搞不清楚我在說什麼。我又重複說了一次。她旁邊的同事探頭過來Twins News Alerts including player, game, and video alerts Text "Get Twins" to 65246 to sign up. Text STOP to 65246 to opt-out. Text HELP to 65246 for assistance. Msg&Data Rates May Apply. Expect 15-20 msg/wk. Twins Text Messages including special offers ...

全文閱讀

---

老公的懺悔

5月 30, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Minnesota Twins - Schedule親愛的老婆大人 遵照您的旨意，我在書房裡反省了一個小時四十三分零七秒，喝了一杯白開水，上了一次衛生間，沒有抽煙，以上事實準確無誤，請審查。  附上我的檢討報告，不當之處可以協商。  經過３個月的婚姻生活，我認為老婆同志溫柔賢良，勤奮聰穎，是不可多得的好妻子，而身為丈夫的我卻舉止乖Welcome to the schedule for the Minnesota Twins. Check out what is on this month's calendar for the team and check the latest games....

全文閱讀

---

最頂尖駭客

5月 30, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

The Zimmer Twins - Official Site(以下為真人真事，原始資料是用德文對談，已被翻譯成中文)話說..... 某年前的一各德國的某各聊天室裡...... 在德國一個名為 stopHipHop 的 聊天室內 .......** 角色介紹：Elch -> 聊天室版主bitchchecker (中譯：婊子檢查員) -> 自稱超厲害的駭客MetThe Zimmer Twins website invites kids to create and share their own animated stories. ... I like to collect things. How about you? Tell me about some of the cool things you're ......

全文閱讀

---

夠絕情的兩封信~

5月 30, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Twins Daily - Official Site夠絕情的兩封信~~親愛的丈夫: 經過我詳細的考慮, 我認為我都是離開你比較好. 我們一起己經七年了, 七年來我自問盡力做一個好太太. 昨日我剛剛收到你公司的來電, 得知你己離職的消息. 老實說, 我對你的將來有一點擔憂. 上星期, 我去剪了一個新髮型, 煮了一Home of the latest Minnesota Twins news, forum discussion, and blogs. ... On Wednesdays, Jeremy Nygaard is responsible for the Twins Minor League Report. However, he was at the Twins game with his kids and a bunch of school kids....

全文閱讀

---

---