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哈哈哈 ~太好笑了~

7月 3, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Sun tanning - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia檢舉 哈哈哈!~太好笑了~ 分類：休閒生活2011/01/19 12:41 哈哈哈!~太好笑了~跟朋友通 msn 時也常看到他的無厘頭打字我：你怎麼說著說著突然不見了？？他：歹勢... 電鳥當雞我：....................他：呃...歹勢歹勢... 是電腦當機啦... X Sun tanning or simply tanning is the process whereby skin color is darkened or tanned. It is most often a result of exposure to ultraviolet (UV) radiation from sunlight or from artificial sources, such as a tanning bed. People who deliberately tan their s...

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雞糞兩塊

7月 3, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (2011) - IMDb中午休息時間～麥x勞和肯x雞（大家都知道的）擠滿了人潮，忽然有一位學生氣喘吁吁的跑進來......我要雞糞兩塊小姐（驚）：妳...你要吃雞糞？！男孩：抱歉！我是說雞塊兩份！！！小姐：...迷：原來是他跑太快了，才會說成雞糞兩塊。Directed by Stephen Daldry. With Tom Hanks, Thomas Horn, Sandra Bullock, Zoe Caldwell. A nine-year-old amateur inventor, Francophile, and pacifist searches New York City for the lock that matches a mysterious key left behind by his father, who died in the...

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一個天才醫生

7月 3, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Olympia Le-Tan有一對夫妻相處了好幾年.但老公每次和妻子做愛卻覺得妻子還不夠意思.於是.妻子就去問醫生:[醫生.我和我老公相處八年了.但我老公還覺得我不夠意思.我該怎麼做??]醫生說:[喔!!你再跟你老公做時.你要(叫房)啦!].隔天.妻子就去跟醫生說:[你欠打嗎??我老公還是覺得我不夠意思.]醫生說:[那你昨天是Ready-to-Wear & Accessories...

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百元大鈔

7月 3, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Tziaaa.com我剛進家門，就發現桌子上放著一張百元大鈔。平時老媽也不給什麼零花錢，難道這次發慈悲了？想到這兒，我心中不禁一喜。當我拿起鈔票時，發現底下還壓著一張紙條，拿起來一看，上面寫著：今天是你外婆生日，在家等我，我們一起去給外婆祝壽。註意——那一百塊錢不是給你的，是為了引起你的註意，看May; life has been cruelly hectic for me. I hardly have time to catch a breathe; & struggling really hard to find time for my friends. God probably heard my prayers, & gave me an opportunity to bring my friends together. So, it’s McDowell No.1 Friendship ...

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老爺抓婢女的遊戲

7月 3, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Tan Family Chronicles隔壁住一對情侶一小時前疑似在玩"老爺不要，夫人看到會生氣"的追逐遊戲，玩得相當起勁，玩耍的聲音應該大到連一樓的人都聽得到(我們住五樓....)不過女生的笑聲跟叫聲還不錯聽....結果剛剛忽然"碰"的一聲疑似有人撞到牆壁...然後安靜了一下...就聽到很大的聲音說： 妳要讓我抓到啊！！又不是在鬥牛！！Tan Family Chronicles: a family blog about living a life full of love! ... It was quite an experience for me to have that make-up and hair makeover. I've not had make-up and hair done since my own wedding a decade ago, as I usually do not put on any cosme...

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學生的考卷

7月 3, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Paul Tan - Official Site某哲學系老師在期中考時只考了一題申論題：「什麼是勇氣？」就當大家拼了命在想怎麼寫時，有個同學交卷了！不過，他只寫了五個字：「這就是勇氣。」到了期末考，老師依然是只考一題：「這就是題目，請作答。」大家依然不會寫不過那位同學還是很快就交卷了，他寫了：「這就是答案，請給分。」老師氣不過，傳喚了那位同學：「The latest on the Malaysian and world automotive industry. Includes cars, bikes, trucks, motoring tips, test drive reviews. ... Nasim has further augmented its network of dealers and service centres with the launch of Peugeot Service Klang today. Said fac...

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