12 days of gift

偷情.跌倒.....哈哈哈

8月 1, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Deal of the Day偷情.跌倒.....哈哈哈有一個海邊的村落，村裡大部份男人時常出海很久不在家。村裡的女人幾乎每個人都有偷情，但在偷情後又會去找神父告解。過了一陣子後，神父建議那些女人：「以後我們把偷情這兩個字叫做跌倒，只要說『跌倒』我就知道了！」後來，老神父退休了，他走之前特別交代村長要把『跌倒』這兩個字的意思轉告Best Buy is dedicated to always offering the best value to our customers. We will match the price, at the time of purchase, on a Low Price Guarantee product if you find the same item at a lower price at a Designated Major Online Retailer or at a local ret...

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年底了要注意安全

8月 1, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Sandra Day O'Connor College of Law年底了要注意安全星期一，我上公車，除了坐車的10塊錢什麼都沒帶。從起點站坐到終點站，感覺一路平靜。但是在終點站下車時，發現褲兜裡多了張紙條：「一個大人出門一個子都不帶，丟不丟人啊。」星期二，我揣了個破錢包，裡面裝了50塊錢。到了終點站後，發現錢還在，錢包裡被塞了張紙條：「我們不是乞丐，請不要侮辱我們Website: Visit Arizona Center for Law and Society The Arizona Center for Law and Society, scheduled to open in fall 2016, will serve as the new home for the Sandra Day O'Connor College of Law, placing students just steps away from the judicial, political ...

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白費心機

8月 1, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Market Day | A Fundraiser Like No Other某天晚上，老王放他所養的狗到屋外兜風，後來因為看電視影集太過入迷而忘了把狗 叫回家。 當他想到打開家門時嚇了一跳，因為他的狗一口叼著鄰居的貓，而且貓已經死了… 「哎呀！真該死的狗！竟然成了殺貓兇手！」 老王在對狗兒一陣咆嘯之後，決定把貓清理乾淨，再放回鄰居的走廊上，假裝沒發生 什麼事。Thoughts from our Friends “All of our profits are used to fund transportation costs for field trips at each grade level. I guess you could say that Market Day ‘keeps us on the road!”...

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博愛座的感人故事

8月 1, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Boxing Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia現在每搭捷運或是公車時 看到博愛座時都會不經意想起10幾年前那一段故事.............話說 10幾年前我讀高中的時候， 每天早上都要做2x5號公車去上學由於我家離公車總站不遠，只有幾站而已，運氣好一點的話都會有座位可以坐有一天照常搭公車上學，一上車發現雖然有位置可以坐，但就只剩下博愛座了由Boxing Day is traditionally the day following Christmas Day, when servants and tradesmen would receive gifts, known as a "Christmas box", from their bosses or employers.[1] Today, Boxing Day is the bank holiday that generally takes place on 26 December. I...

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乳膠工廠

8月 1, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Father's Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia遊客參觀乳膠工廠，經過奶嘴部門時，他們聽到機器先發出『嘶…』，然後再『噗』的一聲，就有一個奶嘴掉出來。技術人員一旁解釋：「當機器發出『嘶…』的響聲時，表示機器正在把乳膠灌入模子裡，最後的那聲『噗』則是機器在位奶嘴戳洞。」接著來到製作保險套的部門繼續參觀，同樣的也聽到機器發Father's Day is a celebration honoring fathers and celebrating fatherhood, paternal bonds, and the influence of fathers in society. Many countries celebrate it on the third Sunday of June, though it is also celebrated widely on other days by many other co...

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人非聖賢，說錯無罪

8月 1, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Value of the Day - Walmart.com - Walmart.com: Save money. Live better.人非聖賢，說錯無罪記得之前高中的時候學校離火車站還有點距離，所以出了火車站還得騎腳踏車到學校由於路途遙遠，基本上賴床是常有的事情不過這不是重點有一次學校補考，我又睡過頭了很緊張了搭了火車，想打通電話給老師報備一下我勒！手機沒電剛好火車又誤點到了車站又不巧腳踏車又烙鍊真是屋漏偏逢連夜雨，再衰也沒這麼衰Value of the Day Value of the day. Save money every day with our Value of the Day feature items. Check back often to find a different Value of the Day right here, each and every day. It's a great opportunity to learn about special values on the things you...

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