1942

再來千萬不要相信網路交友了！照片沒有一張能相信的～

9月 3, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

1942 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia   婀...看來化妝真的很神奇耶......     1942 (MCMXLII) was a common year starting on Thursday (link displays the full calendar) of the Gregorian calendar, the 1942nd year of the Common Era (CE) and Anno Domini (AD) designations, the 942nd year of the 2nd millennium, the 42nd year of the 20th ce...

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流行順口溜之男人篇

9月 5, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

1942 - 新聞搜尋結果流行順口溜之男人篇1. 今昔過去是：黑米飯，南瓜湯，老婆一個，孩子一幫；如今是：白米飯，王八湯，孩子一個，老婆一幫。2. 男人四大希望家裏有個做飯的，辦公室有個好看的，身邊有個犯賤的，遠方有個想念的。3. 天下哥們四鐵一鐵是一起同過窗，二鐵是一起扛過槍，三鐵是一起嫖過娼，四鐵是一起分過贓。5. 男人...

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預測天氣的最新儀器

9月 5, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Battlefield 1942 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia我去參觀氣象站，看到許多預測天氣的最新儀器。參觀完畢，我問站長：「你說有百分之七十五的機會下雨時，是怎樣計算出來的？」站長不必多想便答道：「那就是說，我們這裏有四個人，其中三個認為會下雨。」侄兒是郵差，有次到一家住宅送信，一條狗迎面跑來不停地向他狂吠。那家人不在家，隔壁的婦人打開窗戶喊道：「想知道怎Battlefield 1942 (also known as BF1942) is a 3D World War II first-person shooter (FPS) video game developed by Swedish company Digital Illusions CE and published by Electronic Arts for Microsoft Windows (2002) and Apple Macintosh (2004). The game can be ...

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經典課堂笑話

9月 5, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Casablanca (1942) - IMDb第一個:高中時全校必須穿校服，有一復讀的學生從來都不穿。管這方面的老師天天蹲在門口檢查。一日，老師看到此同學沒穿校服，問其為什麼不穿。此同學大怒，曰：我媽又沒死，為什麼要穿孝服？第二個:一個美術老師小有名氣，某報上有較大篇幅報道，並附照片，於是在課上自吹：“最近總有同學和我說，老師你真行Directed by Michael Curtiz. With Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, Paul Henreid, Claude Rains. Set in unoccupied Africa during the early days of World War II: An American expatriate meets a former lover, with unforeseen complications....

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神經病在唱歌

9月 5, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Bambi (1942) - IMDb一個神經病在床上唱著歌～～ 唱著唱著, 就翻了個身趴在枕頭上繼續唱.....主治醫生問他：[唱就唱啊!!翻身幹嘛???????? ] 。。。。。。神經病說： [ 笨哪～A面唱完....當然要換B面啊 .]Directed by James Algar, Samuel Armstrong. With Hardie Albright, Stan Alexander, Bobette Audrey, Peter Behn. The animated story of Bambi, a young deer hailed as the 'Prince of the Forest' at his birth. As Bambi grows, he makes friends with the other anima...

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死鬼老公的E-mail

9月 5, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Play 1942 online. FREE Arcade Games and Video Game classics! Brought to you by Triplets and Us死鬼老公的E-mail在台北的一對夫妻，計劃利用春假到墾丁渡假。老公因為公務出勤，先行南下高雄，公務結束，就在附近訂房，等老婆前來。老公一住進旅館，便用Notebook，寄了封E-mail給太太粗心的老公在收件人住址欄少打了一個字母這封電子信陰錯陽差的， 送到一位剛為他先生辦完喪禮的婦人的電子信箱裡Play Free Classic Video Games Online, Growing up in the 80's, Arcade Games, Music, Songs, Lyrics, and TV memories - We still love the eighties. Come relive your childhood ......

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