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2010 (film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有個人到了湖邊不小心(?)把一個普妹推到湖裡湖中出現了一個女神女神:你掉的是正妹胸妹還是普妹路人:普妹女神:很好這三個妹都給你過不久那個人又把普妹推到湖中女神:又是你你怎麼這麼貪心?多給了二個妹還不夠喔?路人:沒有啊,那個普妹我不要了2010 (also known as 2010: The Year We Make Contact) is a 1984 American science fiction film written and directed by Peter Hyams. It is a sequel to Stanley Kubrick's 1968 film 2001: A Space Odyssey, and is based on Arthur C. Clarke's novel 2010: Odyssey Tw...

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Food Wishes Video Recipes: Easy Homemade Pie Crust - Now with 50% Less D'oh!有一天某學生要請喪假,就拿著假單到教授那兒簽名。學生:教授!我要請假!教授:嗯...假單我看看!喔...好,可是你的請假事由寫【出殯】不太好吧?學生:會嗎?我阿公出殯啊...不然要寫什麼?教授:嗯...總覺得怪!先批準你的假,但請假事由拿回去改一下好了!學生:謝謝教授過了數日後,教授被叫到教務處去了Anonymous said... By accident yesterday I ended up with pie crust that had been left on the counter for an hour or so. My SO started making a quiche and got distracted so when I wandered into the kitchen about an hour later, I found half rolled pie dough ...

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中達國際車業◆插隊一位婦人匆匆走進肉店,毫不客氣地喊道:『喂!老闆,給我一百元給狗吃的牛肉。』然後,她轉身向另一名等待的婦人說:『妳不會介意我插個隊吧?』那婦人冷冷地回答:『當然不會,既然妳那麼餓了,讓妳先買無妨。 』◎期中考出了一題翻譯,題目是子在川上曰:逝者如斯夫,不捨晝夜......。老師改完稿中達國際車業,專營歐規、美規與日規平行輸入進口車新古車 ...中達國際車業自辦進口,爲您量身服務,代辦新車與二手豪華車至台灣,直接由我們在第一線交到您手中,免去您不必要的開銷,我們的價格絕對不會讓您失望。免去總代理一手價差,以最 ......

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2010 in film - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia常戴眼鏡的女生我們叫她做『金魚』 如果外表長得可愛的金魚叫『小金魚』 如果金魚戴眼鏡戴到眼睛微凸 叫『凸眼金魚』 如果皮膚比較黑的話叫『黑金魚』 如果金魚喜歡穿的花花綠綠 則升級為『錦鯉』 要是有一個男生約金魚出去 稱之為『養金魚』 要是有人在街上向In the year 2010, there was a dramatic increase and prominence in the use of 3D-technology in filmmaking after the success of Avatar in the format, with releases such as Alice in Wonderland, Clash of the Titans, Jackass 3D, all animated films, with numero...

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The A-Team (2010) - IMDb這是聽朋友的媽說的朋友的媽在醫院上班有天她在整理阿桑病歷的時候護理長喵了喵病歷上的名字很訝異的說"誰啊!?誰的名字叫"關錯鳥"啊?旁邊的人都嚇到了其他人便很小聲的說"不是啦!護理長不是關錯鳥......""...阿桑的名字是......"..."關金鵲..."在公共汽車上,一個男子看到鄰座一位女子的Directed by Joe Carnahan. With Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Jessica Biel, Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson. A group of Iraq War veterans looks to clear their name with the U.S. military, who suspect the four men of committing a crime for which they were framed....

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Monday, May 10, 2010 - Food Wishes Video Recipes1論壇樓主:我和女朋友的照片,朋友輕砸~ 論壇回復:植物的性官插在長角偶蹄類動物的排泄物上…… 2論壇樓主:我新買了一處莊園,有多大說出來嚇死你——我開車繞一圈足足用了兩個半小時!!! 論壇回復:嗯,以前我也有這麼一輛Rita said... that is one heck of a crunchy onion rings! the way i like it. i hate soggy rings. so i'll be sure to try this recipe. inquiring mind wants to know how you came up with the instant mashed potato in the batter? very interesting. May 10, 2010 at...

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