2012 review

搭訕技巧

8月 12, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

2012 (2009) - Rotten Tomatoes: Movies | TV Shows | Movie Trailers | Reviews搭訕技巧(夢幻完美版+真實生活版 )搭訕技巧 ( 夢幻完美版 )no．1男︰「我可以向你問路嗎？」女︰「到那裡」男︰「到你心裡」no.2男︰「你的腿一定很累吧！」女︰「為什麼」男︰「因為你在我腦海中跑了一整天」no.3男︰（看著她襯衫的標籤）女︰「你在做什麼」男︰「想知道妳是不是天堂製造的」no.4Critics Consensus: Roland Emmerich's 2012 provides plenty of visual thrills, but lacks a strong enough script to support its massive scope and inflated length. ... Visually breathtaking in every shape and form, indeed, but the film's lack of impact and de...

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阿姆斯壯說的話

8月 12, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Zeitgeist 2012: Year In Review - YouTube第一個登上月球的太空人阿姆斯壯說了舉世聞名的一句話「一個人的一小步，卻是人類的一大步」。但在他返回登陸艙時，卻說了一句莫名其妙的話：「祝你好運，戈斯基先生。」美國太空總署的大多數人都以為這句話沒什麼深意，可能是指某個蘇聯太空人。可是查來查去，蘇聯或美國太空總署都沒有這麼一個人。之後每年都有很多人問阿See how the world searched with Google's 2012 Zeitgeist: http://www.google.com/zeitgeist Music: "All I Want" by Kodaline Video production by Whirled Creative....

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老爸說一句兒子頂一句

8月 12, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Apple iPad March 2012 review - CNET - Product reviews and prices, software downloads, and tech news父：你去買汽水。子：是可樂還是雪碧？父：可樂。子：鐵罐還是瓶裝？父：瓶裝。子：沒糖還是普通的？父：普通。子：五百克還是一升裝？父：你好煩！水可以啦！子：礦泉水還是過濾水？父：礦泉。子：冰的？還是不冰的？父生氣：你再囉嗦看我拿掃帚打你！子：是拿塑膠？還是竹子的？父惱怒：你簡直像畜生一樣！子：像豬還是像Editors' note: This review was updated March 18, 2012, with CNET Labs battery test results. Also, we made correction to the new iPad's screen brightness. Update October 23, 2012: The third-generation iPad reviewed here has been replaced by a fourth-genera...

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供餐時間

8月 12, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Library Journal Reviews — Previews, Reviews, and Collection Development（不知不覺，供餐時間又到了，空姐MM開始送食品……） 空姐："先生，我們有雞肉米飯和魚肉米飯，請問您吃哪種？"   旅客："排骨！"   空姐："先生，我們有雞肉米飯、魚肉米飯，請問您選哪種？"   旅Previews, Reviews, and Collection Development ... LibraryReads July 2015 Hall, Littlefield, Mario, Fenton & Steinke, Urquhart | Fiction Reviews, June 15, 2015 Nonfiction: Right Speech, Paul's Theology, Harpers Ferry, Aboriginal Artists, & Ringo | Xpress R...

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公雞吃了威而剛

8月 12, 2013

張千梅

kuso

thePageantGuy.com | REVIEW: Top 10 Pageant Gowns of 2012一位農場主花了很多錢買了一批母雞，想靠賣雞蛋賺錢。不料母雞一個個無精打采，總是不生蛋。他很著急，去請教專家。 專家問明情況以後，告訴他說： "雞也是動物，也有生理需求，所以你應該再去買一批公雞"。 可是農場主已經花了很多錢，口袋裏的錢只夠買一隻公雞的了。 沒辦This gown placed the highest amongst all teen gowns nominated and is the only one in the Top 10. This custom gown worn by Miss Dallas Teen USA 2012 – Brooklynne Young during the Miss Texas Teen USA 2013 pageant was designed and handmade by her ......

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貓是否會爬樹

8月 12, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Frankenweenie (2012) - IMDb知識競賽主持人問：「貓是否會爬樹？」老鷹搶答：「會！」主持人：「請舉例說明！」老鷹含淚道：「那年，我睡熟了，貓爬上樹。。。。後來就有了貓頭 鷹。」醫生來到一家餐廳吃飯，正點菜，發現服務生總是下意識地摸屁股，便關切地問道：「有痔瘡嗎？」服務生指了指菜單說：「請您點菜單裡有的菜好嗎？」一個遊客乘著出租車Directed by Tim Burton. With Catherine O'Hara, Martin Short, Martin Landau, Charlie Tahan. Young Victor conducts a science experiment to bring his beloved dog Sparky back to life, only to face unintended, sometimes monstrous, consequences....

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