2014 golf gti review

餵奶的方法

3月 29, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

2014 Volkswagen Golf GTI Review | The Motor Report有一個年輕的媽媽帶著才幾個月大的兒子去看醫生 媽媽：醫生，我的兒子生病，連牛奶都不喝，怎麼辦啊？ 醫生：妳餵的牛奶一定要泡淡喔！ 年輕的媽媽：泡「蛋」？那…..那是要泡生雞蛋、滷蛋還是茶葉蛋？是要整顆？還是 只要蛋黃就好？ 醫生：我是說水量一樣，但是奶粉減半啦！從前，農家裡都會養牛，牛2014 GOLF GTI REVIEW What’s Hot: Buckets of torque, incredible traction even in the (very) wet. ... ON THE ROAD For buyers seeking a hatchback both quick and practical, the GTI has always been an easy go-to option. While the Golf 4 GTI of the 90s and earl...

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被人罵時竟然回罵的如此淡定

3月 29, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Volkswagen Golf GTI Review | 2014 GTI 'Performance Pack' Page 1 of 2 | The Motor Report1、A：SB！ B：你在做自我介紹嗎？ 2、A：你看個P啊！ B：我看你呢。 3、同學對話 A：How are you? B：Fine,fuck you. 4、兩個BH同學對話如下： A：你以迅雷不及掩耳盜鈴兒響叮當仁不讓世界充滿愛無止境然跟我說這種話？ B：你塞翁失馬失前啼笑皆非短流長使英雄淚滿襟2014 GOLF GTI PERFORMANCE REVIEW What’s Hot: Slingshots out of corners, strong brakes. ... Being a five-door only also means that, unlike a Renault Megane RS, getting friends and family in and out is a breeze - and the square opening means no-one’s ......

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世界上最無聊的人

3月 29, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

2014 Volkswagen Golf GTI Review and First Drive | CarShowroom.com.au世界上最遙遠的距離不是生離死別，而是我就站在你面前你卻看不到； 世界上最痛苦的事不是嘴裡叼根煙卻找不著打火機，而是打火機就在你手裡你卻點不燃； 世界上最憤怒的事不是電話裡頭驚天動地的爭吵，而是當你想狠狠重重的將電話掛上時，你卻發現拿在手裡的是行動電話； 世界上最糟糕的事And just like its predecessor, in that mode, this Golf GTI was a delight over our high-speed mountain roads test loop – rushing into corners, braking with the DSG’s rapid-fire downshifts, turning-in with a precision some front-drive cars can only dream of...

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鳥語

3月 29, 2013

何憶青

kuso

2014 VW Golf GTI review | DSG: Car Reviews- CarsGuide鳥語我家有一隻很會講話的鳥最近跟牠講話都會被牠佔便宜我說:媽~~(我在叫我媽)鄭鴨鴨說:幹嘛?我說:鄭鴨鴨，過來!鄭鴨鴨:幹嘛?我說:放飼料啦!鄭鴨鴨:謝謝喔!鄭鴨鴨:麻~~~~~~~~我媽:幹嘛?鄭鴨鴨:你快點來啦!我媽:幹嘛?鄭鴨鴨:你是ㄇㄟ來某?(我媽不理牠)鄭鴨鴨:你你你你你你你......Chris Riley road tests and reviews the new Volkswagen Golf GTI with specs, fuel consumption and verdict. ... GTi gets a five star safety rating thanks in part to seven air bags and a host of other crash protection and avoidance systems. Driver assistance ...

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誠實的神父

3月 29, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

2014 VW Golf GTI Performance review | first drive video: Car Reviews- CarsGuide一個穿著華麗的婦人剛從瑞士回國。她發覺她身旁坐著一位很親切的牧師。她問："對不起，神父，可以要求你幫個忙嗎？""當然可以，孩子。我可以做什麼？""是這樣的， 我買了一部先進的除毛器，十分的昂貴。而且我的行李已經達到最高的稅限，我怕海關人員會充公我這東西。你可以幫我藏入你的聖袍裡面？""當然可以，孩子Volkswagen has offered a two-tier performance Golf lineup for the past three generations of its small hatch, with the quick GTI and even quicker R32/R models doing a pretty decent job of covering the hot hatch spectrum. We’ve seen flickers of breathed-on ...

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三不政策

3月 29, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

PerformanceDrive2014 Volkswagen Golf GTI Mk7 review (video)某日，在歷史課堂上， 老師：「何謂三不政策？」 學生：「不知道、不清楚、不要問我。」 師曰：「@$%^%@$#……」在非洲，有位不識字的老先生去考駕照，交通規則便改為口試。 主考官以流利的母語問老先生：「你開車遇到紅燈要怎樣？」 老先生回答他：「馬上停下來。」 主考官：「As far as new hot hatches go, the 2014 Volkswagen Golf GTI Mk7 is an important one. There is a lot riding on this car. It needs to rekindle the spirit of the 1976 Mk1 GTI - the original pioneer of the 'hot hatch' - as well as bring new technologies to the...

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