2pm move on歌詞

一個經濟學笑話

8月 7, 2013

連冷文

kuso

2PM Electricity lyrics - YouTube一個經濟學笑話兩個聰明的經濟學天才青年，經常為了一些高深的經濟學理論爭辯不休一天飯後一起去散步，為了某個數學驗證的證明兩位傑出青年又爭執了起來正在難分高下的時候，突然發現前面的草地上有一堆狗屎甲就對乙說：「如果你能把它吃下去，我願意出五千萬。」五千萬的誘惑可真不小，吃還是不吃呢？乙掏出紙筆，進行了精If you want to make a request, just drop me a message or leave a comment and I'll try to put it up as soon as possible :) Come here come here let me move your body baby Come here come here let me move your body baby Give it to me give it give it to me Bab...

全文閱讀

---

真人真事 3C店員

8月 7, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

2PM - A.D.T.O.Y. (2013.06.01) [Music Bank w/ Eng Lyrics] - YouTube就在昨天去去X發買筆電發生的事情我一進去就跑去看筆電這時店員跑來....店員:先生需要甚麼嗎?我:不用了我自己看就好了過了一會店員:先生我還是幫你介紹好了店員:像這台就有雙核心....(劈哩啪啦講個不停)我:那我買這台好了店員:先生這台有打廣告,是秒殺機,現有優惠,他有贈送2G記憶體....(劈哩啪2PM - A.D.T.O.Y. (2013.06.01) [Music Bank w/ Eng Lyrics] All day I only think of you Only All day I only think of you All day I can't do anything because of you I think my heart's been taken by you It's as if you're right next to me My head is drunk with ...

全文閱讀

---

爆笑精選：我下麵給妳吃

8月 7, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

2PM – Jump | pop!gasa – kpop translation lyrics線上遊戲名稱別亂取== 最近我的魔獸世界的帳號被凍結了不過裡面還有點數，所以我想把帳號要回來這不是重點，重點是我昨天打電話給客服中心後來有詢問我一些相關資料來確認是否是我本人阿還有問到我常用的角色的ID之類的問題我有一個帳號叫做「我下麵給妳吃」我才知道，帳號真的不能亂取昨天的對話是這樣的我Jump Jump Jump, everyone move together Move Move Move, until your entire body gets wet Dance Dance Dance, move your body Burn it up white Don't hesitate just shake it, don't be self-conscious, just shake it When you feel awkward, just shake it, if someone...

全文閱讀

---

KFC早餐

8月 7, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Norman Hutchins - A Move Of God Is On The Way Lyrics[無言] KFC早餐今天第一次買KFC(肯德基)的早餐龜毛的我根本無法下決定看了menu半天之後決定問店員「哪個比較好吃啊?」他忽然從「歡迎光臨」的熱情模式冷卻東看看 西瞧瞧 觀察一番左右環境之後小心翼翼 前傾身體靠近我小小聲的說"麥當勞比較好吃" "麥當勞比較好吃" "麥當勞比較好吃"我整個傻眼最Norman Hutchins A Move Of God Is On The Way Lyrics. A Move Of God Is On The Way lyrics performed by Norman Hutchins: [Verse 1:] I feel a breakthrough coming your way, it's a mighty move of God, it's gonna change your day....

全文閱讀

---

胸軟心軟

8月 8, 2013

張千梅

kuso

EXO wins #1 on SBS' 'Inkigayo' + performances by 2PM, MAMAMOO, Sleepy & more | allkpop.com有位男士在飯店大廳，當他往櫃檯方向走去時，不小心撞到了一位女士，而且是手肘碰到了她的胸部，男士轉過身去說：「女士，如果妳的心跟妳的胸部一樣軟的話，妳一定會原諒我的。」女士回答說「如果你『那話兒』跟你的手肘一樣硬的話，我在1221號房。」電腦課，有個男生和鄰座女生講話，結果被老師罵老師：「做什麼？」男SBS ' ' Inkigayo ' aired its latest episode with energetic and fun performances from your favorite idols. Joining us were MCs Kim Yoo Jung, Hong Jong Hyun, and guest MC GOT7's Jackson. SEE ALSO: 2PM dominate Oricon's 'Weekly Chart' and Tower Records ......

全文閱讀

---

不要想歪喔．．．

8月 8, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Lee Junho - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一位一年級的女老師最近被他的一個學生所困擾。 老師問：『你怎麼了？』 學生回答說：『我太聰明了，一年級對我來說太簡單了。我比我姐姐都聰明，可是她卻在3年級。我覺得我也應該上三年級！』 老師已經受夠他了。於是她把學生帶到了校長辦公室。 她向校長解釋了一下學生的情Lee Junho (January 25, 1990), better known as Junho, is a member of the South Korean boy band 2PM.[2] Junho is from Ilsan, South Korea....

全文閱讀

---

---