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唐僧取經搞笑拓展版

6月 19, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Dodge Ram - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia唐僧師徒一行經歷九九八十一難終於見到了如來佛求取真經. 如來問：『你們帶U盤了麼』唐僧師徒。。。。如來又問：『移動硬盤呢』。。。。。如來繼續問：『IPOD也可以哇』悟空挖起耳朵來如來嘆了口氣：『那你們就原路回去吧，我用QQ傳給你們唐僧：靠，早知道加你QQ就完了，老子還走麼遠乾嘛.四人將要走的時候，佛The Ram Pickup (formerly the Dodge Ram) is a full-size pickup truck manufactured by FCA US LLC (formerly Chrysler Group LLC). As of 2010, it has been sold under the Ram Trucks brand. Previously, Ram was part of the Dodge lineup of light trucks. The name R...

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聰明 vs. 笨

6月 19, 2013

王采安

kuso

Amazon.com: ASUS Transformer Book 12-Inch T200TA-C1-BL 2-in-1 Detachable Touchscreen Laptop, 4 GB RA一個貨車司機送貨到精神病院，當他卸完貨準備回家時。忽然發現有一個輪子爆胎了。於是他將那個爆掉的車胎拿下來，正準備換上備胎時。一個不小心，將固定車胎的四個螺帽掉到水溝裡了，怎麼撿也撿不到。貨車司機不知如何是好。此時，正好有一個精神病患經過，就問司機怎麼了？司機想，反正也沒有別的事可做。於是就把事情經過ASUS Transformer Book T200TA-C1-BL 11.6 Inch Laptop (Dark Blue), Intel Quad-Core Bay Trail-T Z3795 1.6GHz (Turbo up to 2.39GHz), 4GB DDR3 (1067MHz), 64GB SSD, 802.11AGN, Bluetooth, Windows 8.1 Product Information Capacity: 64 GB | 4 GB RAM Expand all Coll...

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理髮趣事

6月 19, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Sheep - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia我每個禮拜都會到髮廳去保養頭髮...昨天也不例外,善待自己..比愛別人更重要!..踏入髮廳..優雅的音樂 輕柔的燈光..我躺在棉花般的椅子上 享受來自頭皮傳送來的快感....((叮咚)).....進來的一位客人...大約在60歲 穿著胸前寫有-八卦山-的花襯衫..大大的耳朵,灰白的頭髮臉色非常的紅.Sheep (Ovis aries) are quadrupedal, ruminant mammals typically kept as livestock. Like all ruminants, sheep are members of the order Artiodactyla, the even-toed ungulates. Although the name "sheep" applies to many species in the genus Ovis, in everyday us...

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便宜一點

6月 19, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Kingston ValueRAM 2 GB (1x2 GB Module) 1333MHz DDR3 DIMM Desktop Memory KVR1333D3N9/2G at Amazon.com西洋情人節時，老婆：「親愛的！我喜歡法國香水！」七夕情人節時，老婆：「親愛的！鑽石代表永恆！」老婆生日時，老婆：「親愛的！我…」老公：「等一下，親愛的老婆！妳有沒有喜歡便宜一點的東西？」老婆：「有啊！我最喜歡你了！」 Kingston is the industry leader in PC memory. Designed with the whitebox user and system integrator in mind, Kingston ValueRAM products are engineered to meet industry standard specifications and rigorously tested to ensure quality. Kingston ValueRAM is i...

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國文課時

6月 19, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

東森嚴選－ET Mall東森購物網國文課時，老師點名正在呼呼大睡的東東到黑板「完成詞句」題目是：「__肉__食」剛把口水擦乾的東東，揉揉眼睛，填上了令老師昏倒的兩個字：「豬肉定食」！其實答案是：「弱肉強食」啦！ET Mall東森購物網提供數萬種東森嚴選商品，包含保健食品、彩妝、珠寶、服飾、內衣、旅遊、百貨、美食、3C及家電等眾多類別，雙重資訊安全認證，購物最放心、服務最完整。...

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要袋子裝嗎

6月 19, 2013

張碧文

kuso

ASUS Australia阿明：「老闆，我要一杯冰的金桔檸檬。」老闆：「好，你要用袋子裝嗎?」阿明：「不要！我要用杯子裝！」老闆：「…」 ASUS is a leading company driven by innovation and commitment to quality for products that include notebooks, netbooks, motherboards, graphics cards, displays, desktop PCs, servers, wireless solutions, mobile phones and networking devices. ASUS ranks ......

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