50 shades of grey trailer

如何行洞房之事

5月 27, 2013

謝半松

kuso

50 SHADES OF GREY Trailer - YouTube小明是一個書呆子，有一天他要跟相親對象結婚，但只會唸書的他對於所謂的洞房花燭夜根本一竅不通，所以他就去問他老爸「父親，請問要如何行洞房之事呢？」而小明的父親又是一個內向的人，所以他就只好隱晦的說：「哦.........就一上一下就對了啦！」小明雖然不懂，但還是很聽話的回房間，然後花了一整天的時間..Sexy and hotly anticipated trailer of 50 Shades of Grey ★ Join us on Facebook http://bit.ly/LoveAndCinema ★ Watch More 50 Shades Videos HERE http://bit.ly/1vc1oBg 50 SHADES OF GREY Trailer A Movie directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson Cast :Jamie Dornan and Dako...

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美國理髮師的社區服務

5月 27, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Fifty Shades Of Grey - Official Trailer (Universal Pictures) HD - YouTube在美國有位理髮師。有一天一個白人的賣花人去找他理髮。理完髮，他去付理髮費。理髮師回復：「今天不收費，我在做社區服務。」賣花人愉快的離開了。第二天早晨理髮師發現一張「感謝你」的賀卡和十二朵玫瑰花放在他的商店的門前。一個黑人美國警員去理髮去並且得到了同樣「社區服務」之後警員愉快的離開了。第二天早晨理髮師Yours to own on Blu-ray, DVD & Digital HD June 22: http://po.st/FIFTYSHADESOFGREY Find us on Facebook - www.facebook.com/FiftyShadesMovieUK Fifty Shades of Grey is the hotly anticipated film adaptation of the bestselling book that has become a global phen...

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老師吵架

5月 27, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

50 Shades of Grey Sequel Movie Trailer – Cast, News, Release Date & Poster (Glamour.com UK)買五斤肉就被少了五兩秤，都太氣憤，互相鼓勵：「五個教書匠難道還怕一個殺豬匠嗎？」於是前去理論～化學老師扶扶眼鏡：「師傅，或許你今天多喝了幾杯乙醇，沒認清秤星吧，肉是氫，氧，碳三種元素的結合，難道你這肉氫和氧結合得太多了？照理說肉是脂肪，不是汽油煤油這些烴一類物質，怎麼這麼快就揮發了250克呢？」殺豬Fifty Shades Darker: What's happening with the sequel? E.L. James is apparently keen to write the script for the film sequel of Fifty Shades of Grey and is in talks with film bosses at Universal- Find out more, and watch the official trailer, on GLAMOUR.C...

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你好，請找陳先生

5月 27, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Honest Trailers celebrates 100th episode with 50 Shades of Grey | EW.com「你好，請找陳先生」「他調到水里了」「啥?掉到水裡多久了」「兩個禮拜了」「阿!要不要叫救護車?」「他調到南投水里為什麼要叫救護 車??」...Screen Junkies’ Honest Trailers is celebrating its 100th episode with the big 5-0—specifically, Fifty Shades of Grey. EW is premiering the 100th Honest Trailer that highlights just what really was happening between Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele. Fro...

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英語進步了

5月 27, 2013

林若綠

kuso

50 Shades of [Sigh]: The Disastrous 50 Shades of Grey Press Tour英語進步了話說前幾天假日全家到鄉下去玩那天全家在田間的小路上看看農村果園的風景遠遠的～～看到一群老外在圍著一個當地的農夫比手畫腳看似老外迷路了吧！？出於好奇，全家跑去湊熱鬧看看想聽他們在說什麼那幾個老外一邊翻著一個類似英漢辭典的小冊子一邊用很不標準的中文發音:「如何.......我.........According to its publisher, at the spike of its popularity, two copies of E.L. James' 50 Shades of Grey trilogy were being sold every second. In accessible terms, that works out to more than one hundred million copies sold, to date. Let's undertake a thou...

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不同的解讀

5月 27, 2013

何憶青

kuso

50 Shades Of Grey's Honest Trailer Shows You What A REAL Book Adaptation Would Have Been Like! | Per老師問小明：「水的化學式是什麼？」小明回答：「H I J K L M N O」。 老師說：「我是這樣教你的嗎？」小明答：「你不是說 H to O 嗎？」 本學期歷史期末考時，有一題填充題： 「黃帝建都『有熊』，堯建都『 』…」 結果，有一名學生竟然寫出以下的答案：「黃帝建都『50 Shades Of Grey gets an Honest Trailer! ... The Fifty Shades of Grey film adaptation was nearly as big a hit as the book! But was it just as sexy? Well, apart from Jamie Dornan's ridiculous abs....

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