50 shades of grey

屋外的酒桶

7月 25, 2013

蔡涵天

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Fifty Shades Of Grey Wiki某人耶誕節前夕買了一大桶好酒放在戶外。第二天他發現少了四分之一，便在酒桶上貼了「不許偷酒」四個字。第三天，酒又少了四分之一，他非常生氣又貼了「偷酒者殺無赦」六個字。第四天，酒還是被偷，只剩下了四分之一，他的肺都快氣炸了！他的一個朋友知道了此事，就對他說：「笨蛋！你不會在酒桶上貼上『尿桶』二字，看誰還Fifty Shades Of Grey Wiki is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! ... Fifty Shades of Grey's author EL James has written another books that goes with the series. But we will have to wait till the 16th of ...

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老鴇的鸚鵡

7月 25, 2013

彭香珍

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Fifty Shades of Grey - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia寶斗里掃黃,鶯鶯燕燕都散了,獨留一隻鸚鵡掛在廊簷下,沒人敢要,一位恩客見它鮮艷可愛,想帶回家飼養,老鴇勸阻無效就告戒他要先用黑布將鸚鵡遮起來三個月,三個月後再教它說些好話,以免有礙.恩客謹記老鴇教訓,回家便找了塊黑布將鸚鵡遮起來,家中的母親,妻子,女兒都很納悶,但又問不個所以然來.三個月後黑布揭開,Fifty Shades of Grey is a 2011 erotic romance novel by British author E. L. James. It is the first installment in the Fifty Shades trilogy that traces the deepening relationship between a college graduate, Anastasia Steele, and a young business magnate, C...

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老師們的情書

7月 25, 2013

林凝晴

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Fifty Shades of Grey: Book One of the Fifty Shades Trilogy: E L James: 9780345803481: Amazon.com: Bo地理老師寫道：你是東半球，我是西半球，我們在一起，便是整個地球了。 回信：地球上那不只剩下我們這孤獨的一對了？ 歷史老師寫道：現實是今天，歷史是昨天，我們相愛，昨天和今天便自然地連接在一起了。 回信：只有昨天、今天而沒有明天，我們活著還有什麼想頭呢？ 數學老師Get $50 to spend at Amazon.com* when you get the Discover it card after $50 in purchases on Amazon.com during the first 3 months your account is open (allow 6-8 weeks to receive your digital gift card). Plus, Double all the cash back you've earned at the ...

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我在吹泡泡…

7月 25, 2013

郭從芙

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Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) - IMDb有天，一位警員帶了一女二男回到警局…警長走過去問女孩說：「妳為什麼會被捉來？」女孩說：「因為我在吹泡泡…」警長心中想：「吹泡泡為什麼也要抓來…」警長接著問第一個男孩：「你為什麼被抓來…」男孩Ａ說：「我在打泡泡…」警長對警員說：「你Directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson. With Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Jennifer Ehle, Eloise Mumford. Literature student Anastasia Steele's life changes forever when she meets handsome, yet tormented, billionaire Christian Grey....

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有竊聽器怎麼辦

7月 25, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Fifty Shades Of Grey - Official Trailer (Universal Pictures) HD - YouTube有一對度蜜月的新婚夫婦，住進了一家旅館....這天晚上...新郎：「親愛的，我們來休息吧！」 新娘：「親愛的，要是有竊聽器怎麼辦？」 新郎：「親愛的，應該不會的！」 新娘：「要是有的話，那該多麼不好意思呀！」於是他們開始在房間搜索了起來，最後真的在地毯下發現個黑色的小東Yours to own on Blu-ray, DVD & Digital HD June 22: http://po.st/FIFTYSHADESOFGREY Find us on Facebook - www.facebook.com/FiftyShadesMovieUK Fifty Shades of Grey is the hotly anticipated film adaptation of the bestselling book that has become a global phen...

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你愛不愛我 ？

7月 25, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Fifty Shades of Grey (Fifty Shades, Book 1) - Kindle edition by E L James. Literature & Fiction Kind有一對男女正在吃晚餐那個女生一直問那個男生：你愛不愛我 ？男生看了女生一眼又繼續吃晚餐女生很生氣又再問了一次：你愛不愛我？男生終於說：愛女生又問：那你要怎麼證明？忽然男生從口袋裡拿了三十元出來，且問女生 :你有沒有十元？女生拿了十元給了男生......男生就把四十元放在桌上過了一會兒 .....女生"The cream of the crop." Independent "Not only reviving the book market, but also reader's marriages." Daily Mail "Revolutionised the genre of erotic fiction." Observer "One of the publishing sensations of the year." Stylist "A social-media literary pheno...

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