8 bits

上日文課了

8月 12, 2013

林若綠

kuso

8-bit - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia地 方： 東京某日本料理店，壽司吧台 人 物：台灣客 A、B、C 君及 A 妻 場景： 四人不懂日文，但以手指點菜，終於吃飽了。該結帳了，但是不知 如何用日語講。 台客 A：用英文試試，Bill（帳單）please！ 老 闆：嗨！ BeerIn computer architecture, 8-bit integers, memory addresses, or other data units are those that are at most 8 bits (1 octet) wide. Also, 8-bit CPU and ALU architectures are those that are based on registers, address buses, or data buses of that size. 8-bit...

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恐怖故事

8月 12, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

8-Bits Computer Services有一對老夫妻，老王與王嫂，到拉斯維加斯渡假。老王一直很想要一雙真正的牛仔靴，所以當他發現有一雙牛仔靴正在拍賣時，他便毫不猶豫地買下來，馬上穿上它。 老王很自豪地走回旅館去，一進房門就對老婆說： 「你看我哪裡不一樣？」王嫂看了看，說道：「沒有。」老王很興奮地說：「別這樣，老婆，看仔8-Bits Computer Services - Home and Small Business Computer and Network Installation, Repair and Configuration Services - Naples, Florida ... We Are Ready to Help You Many of you have come to this Website because you have one of our business cards from .....

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帶一個女人來

8月 12, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

8 bits - Super Mario Wiki, the Mario encyclopedia一個騎兵在作戰中不幸被俘。 我們會殺掉所有俘虜，敵軍首領對他說：不過由於你在作戰中表現英勇，令人佩服，我可以三天后再殺，在此之前滿足你三個要求。現在，你可以提第一個要求了。 騎兵想也沒想，說：我想對我的馬說句話。 首領答應了，於是騎兵走過去，對他的馬耳語了一句。&nbsThe 8 bits (sometimes called the 8 bit Club) is the name of an organization of Shy Guys, Ninjis, Beezos, Tweeters, Snifits and many other creatures that aided Wart in his conquest of the land of dreams, Subcon, in Super Mario Bros. 2. Their name is a refe...

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警民機車對答

8月 13, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

8 Bits (2010) - IMDb警民機車對答凌晨兩點，貓爸心情不爽，提著購物袋，步行前往便利商店購物。前方紅藍警示燈交錯閃耀，警察兩名。一人向貓爸揮舞手中紅色閃光棒，示意停下。 警察甲：「先生麻煩身分證看一下謝謝」 貓 爸：「我去7-11買東西。」警察甲：「我是說麻煩你把身分證拿出來我們看一下，跟你去7-11有Directed by Valere Amirault, Jean Delaunay. With David Gerson. A fight between an 8-bit superhero and a high-def boss, in a retro-gaming world....

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你要捐多少

8月 13, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

8 bits高速公路上嚴重塞車已經有一段時間，一名駕駛人耐心在車上等候。這時候，一個人敲了他的車窗。駕駛人好奇地搖下玻璃，詢問對方的意圖。「總統遭到恐怖份子綁架，歹徒打算用汽油和一根火柴燒死他，威脅立刻交付一億贖金……所以，您了解吧，我們希望大家同心協力，盡已所能一起來捐獻。」駕駛人View Cart Powered by Site Search+ Wix Search bar button box Pokemon OR / AS Disponible Shadow Of Mordor Disponible Dragon Age: Inquisition Disponible Far Cry 4 Disponible Pro Evolution Soccer 2015 Assassin's Creed 2014 Call Of Duty Advance Warfare...

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女友跟人跑了，網友安慰樓主竟成如此結果！

8月 13, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

8 Bits | Facebook女友跟人跑了，網友安慰樓主竟成如此結果！給大家笑一笑吧!! 轉載自大陸某論壇.女友跟人跑了，網友安慰樓主竟成如此結果！某論壇有一樓主傷心發貼，竟然引來一批網友安慰，然後形成如此結果……  原帖如下：  我和我老婆是大學裏認識的，大2的時候，阿拉在同一個8 Bits, Quetta, Pakistan. 1,222 likes. Our channel www.youtube.com/bilalmarri ... Create Page Recent 2012 2011 Born 8 Bits is on Facebook. To connect with 8 Bits, sign up for Facebook today. Sign Up Log In 8 Bits Artist Public Cancel Save Changes...

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