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三叔 你這招實在是高啊

6月 4, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Toronto Blue Jays - Official Site[一般] 三叔,你這招實在是高啊 三叔,你這招實在是高啊這時正是上班的高峰時段,前方堵車,一輛警車一拐,駛進了人行道。就在這當口,前面閃出一名年輕的警察,他一揮手,車被迫緊急停下。司機從車窗探出頭來, 聲中帶怒地問︰"怎麼回事？" 小警察走上前來,給司機敬了一個標準的軍禮︰"同志,你違反交MLB.com At Bat Follow the Blue Jays with MLB.com At Bat, featuring live audio, Gameday, video highlights, news, schedules and more. Available for Apple iPhone, iPad and ......

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爆笑詐騙電話

6月 4, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Jays Paris luxury suites in the center of Paris near arc de Triomphe爆笑精選：爆笑詐騙電話昨天接到一個不認識的電話，不像本土口音，上來就直呼我的名字！「王總！」「你是誰呀？」「你的老朋友啊」「誰呀？」「台東的老朋友啦，連我的聲音你都聽不出來了？」「你是？」「哎呀，王總你貴人多忘事啊」我是真的被問住了，想不起來這個聲音，又寒暄了半天，對方就是不說自己的名字，最後我不耐Jays Paris luxury suites near the Arc de Triomphe in Paris. Built in 1850, jays paris has been restored and refurbished in 2006, reception and events salons are available to rent for meetings and special receptions. Free WIFI is available throughout the J...

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重要的事

6月 4, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Jay's Seafood Restaurant導遊帶領老公公老婆婆團到泰國玩到了泰國的某偏僻鄉下 導遊對大家宣佈說：「在這個地方打電話非常不方便，如果 你們沒有非常非常重要的事，就不要打電話回台灣，但如果 你真的有非常緊急的事情，你再來找我，我會幫你打」老公 公老婆婆們都應聲說好 結果隔天早上當Ohio's premier Seafood Restaurant is located in the Historical Oregon District off the Southeast edge of Downtown Dayton. A beautiful 32 foot Mahogany bar graces the wall inside of Jay's unique restaurant which was originally an 1862 Grist Mill....

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家庭協調中心

6月 4, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Toronto Blue Jays - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia太太到家庭協調中心說:我受不了我那個老公了,每天對我說三字經.我要離婚!家庭協調:是怎樣的三字經!!太太:他整天對我說[去煮飯][洗衣服][少花錢]家庭協調:…………兒童用品商店送給每位顧客的孩子一個氣球。一個男孩想要兩個，店員說：&ldquoThe Toronto Blue Jays are a Canadian professional baseball team based in Toronto, Ontario. The Blue Jays are a member of the East division of the American League (AL) in Major League Baseball (MLB), and play their home games at Rogers Centre. The "Blue .....

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肉麻百分百

6月 4, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Jay Jays - Official Site昨天.下班的時候傳聞樂透彩上看7.5億就順路去買了幾張.正當精神匯聚.想感應數字時忽然聽到一對年情男女的對話女:老公.要不要買樂透彩彩啊!男:好啊!中了買摩托車車給你喔女:摩托車車A.真好 CCC靠杯這是甚麼對話啊?真他媽的.肉麻我撇眼一看.似乎是一對高中生買完彩卷便到隔壁吃牛肉麵結果那對男女也走了Jay Jays offers the latest in Australian women's fashion, trends & clothing. Shop dresses, tops, jeans, skirts, shoes, accessories & more online or in store. ... Join the Jay Jays crew and take 10% off full price for a MONTH!! ×...

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中國文字笑話

6月 4, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Jays Journal - A Toronto Blue Jays Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and More晶對品說 :「你們家難道沒有裝修 ?」呂對昌說 :「和你相比 , 我家徒四壁 .」９對６說 :「倒什麼立 ? 小心腦充血 !」由對甲說 :「你什麼時候學會倒立了 ?」夫對天說 :「我總算盼到了出頭之日 .」屎對尿說 :「乾的和稀的就是不一樣 .」也對她說 :「當老板了 , 出門還帶祕書?」木對束說 A Toronto Blue Jays Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and More ... People are still buying Jose Bautista meals over h… from FanSided José Bautista's Desire to Stay in Toronto Means N… from Tip of the Tower...

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