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美容科的笑話

7月 25, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Digital camera - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia這是我們老師說的,在我們新生入學時說過:各位同學,很開心你們能進XX高職,老師在那之前跟你們說一件事,很重要(凝重眼神)(同學也被嚇到了,認真聽)我之前帶過一個美容科的學姐她因為要搭校車,可是那天剛好有點延誤下課時間於是她很趕,結果一上校車就先站著,結果......公車那一天突然緊急煞車,結果...The two major types of digital image sensor are CCD and CMOS. A CCD sensor has one amplifier for all the pixels, while each pixel in a CMOS active-pixel sensor has its own amplifier. Compared to CCDs, CMOS sensors use less power. Cameras with a small ......

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只剩下三根頭髮

7月 25, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Cameras for Sale | Buy a Digital Camera from Cameta Camera大寶：「我好怕我以後會禿頭喔！」 小寶：「不會啦！你不可能會全禿的啦！」 大寶：「如果有一天我只剩下三根頭髮，怎麼辦？」 小寶：「那你可以編辮子啊！」 大寶：「如果只剩兩根呢？」 小寶：「你還可以中分啊！」 大寶：「如果只剩一根呢？」 小寶：「那…那你還可以…可以&helMake Cameta Camera Your One-Stop Source to Buy a Digital Camera Cameta Camera is a full-service camera store with all major brands of photography equipment and digital cameras for sale. This includes: Canon PowerShot and EOS; Nikon Coolpix, 1 Series ......

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一個借作業給別人抄的最充分理由

7月 25, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Phase One - Official Site今天，我把作業借給別人抄了，萬沒料到，不幸的事發生了.嗚嗚......那個抄我作業的白癡把我的作業本給弄丟了！老師要求我給一個能讓她放過我的最充分的理由。下面就是我的標準答案: 我不借給他， 他就會做不完； 做不完， 他就會被老師罵； 被老師罵，&nA-series A class of its own Phase One and ALPA have been working for decades to provide fine art photographers with the ultimate camera systems. The A-series combines the finest components across lenses, mirrorless body, digital backs and ......

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爆笑天兵

7月 25, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Fixing a Lens Error (Stuck or Jammed Lens) on a Digital Camera |Do It Yourself Digital Camera Repair爆笑天兵排長問甲兵：「你是不想活了是吧！我在值星你跟我耍大牌，很好，給我一個合理的理由，不然就要倒大楣了！我操！」甲兵：「報告排長....因為招不到計程車所以用走的回來。」排長：「很好！你明天到操場給我走一天的路！」乙丙兩兵嚇的發軟…排長問乙兵：「那你呢？烏龜先生…」乙兵Fix #6: Repeatedly tap the padded/rubber usb cover on a hard surface with the intent of dislodging any particles that may be jamming the lens. Other variations include hitting a side of the camera against the palm of your hand. A lot of people have report...

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戈巴契夫到印度訪問

7月 25, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Digital Cameras, Digital Camera Reviews - The Imaging Resource!有一次，蘇俄總書記戈巴契夫到印度訪問，印度總理甘地和甘地夫人相當熱情的歡迎戈巴契夫夫婦，帶領他們到處遊覽印度各個市集和鄉間。由於印度位居亞熱帶地區，人們生活水準不高，沒想到一出門到處都有市民隨地大小便，相當的不雅觀，另甘地夫婦相當的難堪！後來戈巴契夫夫人就吃吃的笑說：ㄞ沒想到印度這麼民主，蠻開放的嘛The Nikon D3300 is a solid camera, in more ways than one: solid build quality and solid image quality. While autofocus performance is a little below average, and the limited external controls and smaller size may be a turn off for some, the Nikon D3300 ex...

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博士和民工的區別

7月 25, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

RED Digital Cinema - 6K, 5K, & 4K Digital Cameras聯合利華公司引進了一條香皂包裝生產線，結果發現這條生產線有個缺陷：常常會有盒子內沒有裝入香皂。總不能把空盒子賣給顧客啊，他們只得請了一個學自動化的博士設計一個方案來分揀空的香皂盒。博士拉起了一個十幾人的科研公關小組，綜合採用了機械、微電子、自動化、X光探測等技術，花了幾十萬，成功解決了問題。每當生產RED Digital Cinema is a developer and manufacturer of high-resolution 6K, 5K, and 4K digital cameras for major motion pictures and professional photography. Capture high-definition RAW footage and pull stills from motion with the EPIC DRAGON, SCARLET ......

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