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這個好笑 - 郭春海

4月 25, 2013

林凝晴

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Motor Control - Allen-Bradley這個好笑 - 郭春海有一個女子走進派出所，向辦理戶口登記的同志問“同志，我想給我孩子入戶口，請問怎麼？”一位同志說：“叫啥姓名阿？”那位女子露出了為難的表情，欲言又止。“有啥困難？請說出來，或許我們能幫上。”員警同志問。&ldqSMC Controllers are designed to help minimize cost by reducing overall system power requirements and wear and tear on equipment. Our soft starters can be easily integrated into your intelligent motor control solution to offer higher productivity and short...

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7 個人，6 個王八蛋

4月 25, 2013

王映夏

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SMC-50 Solid-State Soft Starters - Allen-Bradley7 個人，6 個王八蛋到外地出差，當地的同事熱情好客，當晚便在一特色酒店的包間設宴接風。 幾個人落座後便不停的聊天，一個人在點菜。點好了，徵求大夥兒意見：「菜點好了，有沒有要加的？」這種情況，我們在北京一般是讓小姐把點過的菜名兒報一遍。於是一位北京的哥們兒說：「小姐，報報。」小姐看了他一眼SMC-50 Solid-State Soft Starters SMC -50 Solid-state Smart Motor Controllers are available in three frame sizes and range from 180...520 A. This micro-processor based, fully solid-state soft motor starter helps maximize efficiency for motor starts and sto...

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好消息和壞消息

4月 25, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Sandvik Mining and Construction - Equipment, tools and services for mining and construction話說evil知道自己得了癌症時日不多,便跑去讓醫生檢查,> >>> >>隔天醫生通知他說"我有一個好消息和一個壞消息要告訴你"> >>> >>evil:好消息是....?> >>> >>醫生:你還有兩天可活> >>> >>evil:那壞消息是...?> >>> >>醫生:我昨天忘記通知你婦產科醫院的You need a browser that supports frames to view the content of Sandvik Mining and Construction's Internet site. Sandvik Mining and Construction provides equipment, tools and services for mining and construction. From January 2012, Sandvik Mining and ......

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每個健康的小伙子都要服兵役

4月 25, 2013

張碧文

kuso

SMC Application Wizard Software from Rockwell Automation每個健康的小伙子都要服兵役，可是小明從來沒入過伍。 一位軍官問他：「你，身強力壯的，怎麼不為國家履行義務呢？」 「我自己也正在納悶呢！」小明回答說， 「每一次徵兵體格檢查，我都向軍醫說我沒病，還掏出大把鈔票和他打賭，但是我一次也沒贏過！」Solid-State Motor Control Software SMC Application Wizard & eTools The following SMC eTools are intended to provide estimation as to the applicability of the SMC -3 and SMC -Flex products to a given set of operating requirements. The results of this tool ...

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毒牙利舌

4月 25, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Bulletin 150 Smart Motor Controllers — SMC PLUS阿桃和阿國是辦公室裡的一對寶，常常喜歡鬥嘴，平常沒事就「吐槽」 對方。  某日，阿桃請阿國順路載她一程，好說歹說，阿國還是答應了。  到了停放機車的地方，阿桃看到阿國的機車又破又爛，忍不住又丟出一 句：「拜託！這麼破又爛的機車幹嘛還要上鎖！」  阿國瞪大眼睛看著阿桃輕蔑Bulletin 150 Smart Motor Controllers — SMC PLUS 46 Product Selection, Continued IP54 (Type 12) Enclosed Non-Combination Controllers Bulletin 150 (Non-Combination Controller) — The SMC PLUS Controller requires a separate 100…240V, 50/60 Hz single ......

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拜金妻子

4月 25, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

smc imu motion sensor hydrographic mru helideck monitoring system vru environmental monitoring syste西洋情人節時， 老婆：「親愛的！我喜歡法國香水！」 七夕情人節時， 老婆：「親愛的！鑽石代表永恆！」 老婆生日時， 老婆：「親愛的！我…」 老公：「等一下，親愛的老婆！妳有沒有喜歡便宜一點的東西？」 老婆：「有啊！我最喜歡你了！」 萬人迷穿著超短的迷你裙進了一家洗衣店，老板李smc produce, imu, motion sensor, hydrographic, mru, helideck monitoring system, vru, environmental monitoring system, instrumentation system ... Instrumentation System System solutions to customer specifications. Integration of IMU, Meteorological ......

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