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Abante Online - Home最近有一些社會福利團體發放老人年金, 有一個阿公去領時,身上沒有帶證件… 小姐問阿公: 「阿公你沒有帶證件,我怎麼知道你幾歲呢?」 阿公說:「我有胸毛,胸毛全部白了,可以證明我年齡大概幾歲!」 阿公就脫衣服露胸毛給小姐看…真的是很白,小姐就發The leading and trend setting tabloid in the newspaper industry, ran by highly and technologically creative and innovative Filipino workers, committed and dedicated to serve readers by providing credible and accurate news reports and stories....

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Journey/ Arnel Pineda "Turn Down The World Tonight" Live in Manila (2009) - YouTube老師讓同學回家後寫一篇有關“國家”、“黨”、“社會”和“人民”的作文。小明不理解這些詞的含義,就去問爸爸。爸爸告訴他:“國家是最大的,就像你奶奶。黨是最有權利的,是一家之主,就像我。社會就是為STEREO- Journey DVD Live in Manila ... Journey/ Arnel Pineda "Turn Down The World Tonight" Live in Manila (2009)...

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Pilipino Star Ngayon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia王老先生在農場裡養了一群母雞,唯一的種雞已經上了年紀,王老先生於是決定想找隻年輕的種雞分擔老種雞的重任。年輕的種雞來到農場四處遊走以適應新環境,吸引了不少母雞的注意,老種雞感到嚴重的威脅,這樣下去其下場可想而知。於是老種雞對年輕的種雞說:「我知道你來到這裡的目的,不要以為你年輕力壯就可以取代我,不如Pilipino Star NGAYON (first known as Ang Pilipino Ngayon) is the leading tabloid newspaper of daily nationwide circulation in the Philippines.[1][2] It is written and published in Filipino, the national language of the Philippines....

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Advancing | Define Advancing at Dictionary.com有個女人趁先生上班時偷偷與情人廝混。 有天兩人在床上,女人聽到她先生車子回來的聲音. 她焦急叫情人:"趕快拿著你的衣服 ,跳窗戶吧 ." 情人一看:"外頭下大雨你叫我跳出去? " 女人叫道:"我先生如果逮到我們兩個,我們必死無疑。" 她的情人只好拿起mid-13c., avauncen, transitive, "improve (something), further the development of," from Old French avancier "move forward" (12c.), from Vulgar Latin *abanteare (source of Italian avanzare, Spanish avanzar), from Late Latin abante "from before," composed o...

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Singing Security Guard - YouTube小明開著自己的車子和妻子去蜜月旅行,結果在半路上車子引擎突然熄火,小明修理半天,車子還是不會動。看著小明滿頭大汗,妻子安慰他說:「前面不遠的地方有間汽車旅館,我們先去那邊住一晚,明天早上起來,車子就 會自己好的,不用擔心。」小明說:「那是還沒結婚之前的事,這一次車子是真的壞掉了!」 我要影Amazing security guard singing "Back at one by Brian Mcknight". Let's help him to be discovered. Like and share guys! No Copyright Infringement Intended Credits: Pinay Astig....

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Philippine Daily Inquirer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia某公司舉辦大力士比賽,比賽項目是捏柳丁.第一位出場的是一位大學生, 肌肉結實,手一捏, 柳丁的汁竟然裝滿了一整杯,主持人大驚: [這位先生, 您是....]大學生:[我是體操選手, 練單槓的.]第二位出場的是一個身著軍服的年輕人,彎腰拾起大學生捏的柳丁, 手一捏, 竟然又擠出半杯,主持人嚇呆了:[您The Philippine Daily Inquirer, popularly known as the Inquirer, is the most widely read broadsheet newspaper in the Philippines,[citation needed] with a daily circulation of 260,000 copies.[citation needed] It is one of the Philippines' newspapers of reco...

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