adaa art show 2013

考試時....憑白卷得一百分

9月 6, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Information - The Art Show - ADAA期末考試，學生面對洋教授出的超難物理題，無從下手，於是徑直走到講臺前，對監考的洋教授說：「你出的題，我實在答不出來，可是我出一個題，你也不一定答的出來。如果你答不出來我的問題，能不能如給我100分? 」洋教授摸摸那已經沒鬍子的下巴，心想，就你一個整天泡女生的呆子能出多難的題，難得倒我,我可是得過諾貝The Art Dealers Association of America (ADAA) is a non-profit membership organization of the nation's leading galleries in the fine arts. ... Gallery presentations at the 27th annual Art Show, organized by the Art Dealers Association of America (ADAA), wi...

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修草地的工人

9月 6, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Art Dealers Association of America - ADAA在美國，有一個富翁，他平常休閒時的最大嗜好，就是親手整修他門前的大草坪。  有天，他又照舊穿著一件破爛爛的工作服，獨自在花園中整理他的草坪。 就在此時，同一個社區的一位貴婦，正牽著她的貴賓狗經過， 一不小心看到了這片經過整理後璀燦亮麗的草坪，不禁停下了腳步， 不客氣地喊道：「喂！那個修草地ADAA represents 180 member galleries in over 25 U.S. cities. ADAA members deal primarily in fine art from the Renaissance to the present day. ... The 27th annual Art Show will take place March 4-8, 2015 at the Park Avenue Armory in New York City. Gallery ...

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第四個老人的兒子

9月 6, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Sean Kelly Gallery - Art Fairs有一天，四個已經退休的老人一起打麻將。> > > > 打了幾圈，中場休息時間，一個老人想去上廁所，> > > > 其他的三個於是就開始聊起來了……> > > > 一個老人講到他的兒子俊明，就忍不住臭屁一下：> > > > 「我們家的俊明啊……在Art Basel Unlimited 2013 Johan Grimonprez: The Shadow World Booth U00 June 13 - 16, 2013 View More...

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太恐怖了！挑戰舔棒棒糖，竟然舔到血流不止？！..

9月 6, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Spring Masters New York | May 6 – 9, 2016|Park Avenue Armory|New York City 是說.....一看就知道是假的血吧？ ---- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ★更多〖星座分析〗>>http://natalie.collect.life.com.tw/album.ph“From its unique hexagonal layout, designed by architect Rafael Viñoly, to the vast array of works on offer, Spring Masters puts a fresh spin on the art fair concept.” Eileen Kinsella in Artnet News May 9, 2015 “Spring Masters New York has forged a new sh...

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每句中文背後都有不同的意義~~~好笑

9月 6, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Public Education Webinar Series | Anxiety and Depression Association of America, ADAA1.如果婚姻是愛情的墳墓，一年一次的結婚週年慶祝，便是在「掃墓」了。2.如果婚姻是愛情的墳墓，那模範夫妻充其量，不過是「示範公墓」罷了。3.「敬人者人恆敬之」，在世風日下的今天，唯有在酒席間，才能見到這項美德。4在馬路上，開車無難事，只怕有「新人」！5.「別讓你的權利睡著了」，這句話通常用於洞房花燭ADAA is a national nonprofit organization dedicated to the prevention, treatment, and cure of anxiety and mood disorders, OCD, and PTSD and to improving the lives of all people who suffer from them through education, practice, and research....

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成人笑話

9月 6, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Armory/ADAA Sales Report - Art Market Monitor — Global Coverage ~ Unique Analysis成人笑話 1. 老和尚臨終前遺憾一輩子沒見過女人，小和尚就下山找了個妓女脫光給他看，老和尚看後感慨說：怎麼和尼姑一樣呀！話罷，就閉眼了。2.  董卓宴請呂布李儒等心腹，貂蟬作陪，為試諸人忠誠，卓令禪塗黑雙乳。席間燭忽滅，復明後，眾人手黑，獨布手淨。卓遂賞布，布笑，露黑齒Katya Kazakina and Mary Roman provide a big list of sales: Kavi Gupta: A red abstract painting by Puerto Rican artist Angel Otero hanging at the Armory Show in New York was purchased for $50,000. The gallery said it sold a total of six of Otero’s works fo...

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