adaa fair

肉麻百分百

6月 4, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Information - The Art Show - ADAA昨天.下班的時候傳聞樂透彩上看7.5億就順路去買了幾張.正當精神匯聚.想感應數字時忽然聽到一對年情男女的對話女:老公.要不要買樂透彩彩啊!男:好啊!中了買摩托車車給你喔女:摩托車車A.真好 CCC靠杯這是甚麼對話啊?真他媽的.肉麻我撇眼一看.似乎是一對高中生買完彩卷便到隔壁吃牛肉麵結果那對男女也走了... (ADAA) is a non-profit membership organization of the nation's leading galleries in the fine arts. Member Galleries Events Appraisal Service Inside Stories THE ART SHOW Information Location Exhibitors Press Photo by Timothy Lee Photography, 2014 , 201...

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中國文字笑話

6月 4, 2013

張易旋

kuso

adaa-2014晶對品說 :「你們家難道沒有裝修 ?」呂對昌說 :「和你相比 , 我家徒四壁 .」９對６說 :「倒什麼立 ? 小心腦充血 !」由對甲說 :「你什麼時候學會倒立了 ?」夫對天說 :「我總算盼到了出頭之日 .」屎對尿說 :「乾的和稀的就是不一樣 .」也對她說 :「當老板了 , 出門還帶祕書?」木對束說 adaa-2014 ... Loading...

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悲慘的故事

6月 4, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

ADAA The Art Show 2014 | Fair Info, Artists, and Art for Sale | Artsy三兄弟同住一大樓的第四十層 ,一天,大樓停電,電梯無法動,但是,他們必須回家阿!所以,大哥提議各 說一個 "悲傷的故事"於是,大哥先說了:一位婦人很可憐,被兒子拋棄...(這時,已爬到第二十層)老二接著也說了一個很悲慘的故事,(這時,他們已經到了第三十九層)在即將扺達他們家時.換老三說:我也來說一個Going to the fair? Download Artsy for iPhone — Your personal guide to ADAA The Art Show 2014 Read Highlights from the Fair ... Artists at ADAA The Art Show 2014 A Berenice Abbott Milton Avery B Nikolay Bakharev Hannelore Baron Lynda Benglis C D ......

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容嬤嬤打人啦

6月 4, 2013

謝半松

kuso

ADAA Art Fair Closes NY Armory Week With Strong Sales Figures很久以前，『還珠格格』系列的連續劇非常地夯，老婆當時免不了會按時收看；我很不喜歡看這種連續劇，只是老婆（當時還是女友）要求，只好勉強窩在旁邊心不甘情不願地跟著看電視。看就算了，這婆娘又很愛問一些鳥問題，讓我不知如何回答。老婆：欸…你覺得我最像裡頭那個角色？（什麼鳥問題啊）我 ：看電視就Attendance at the 26th Art Dealers Association of America (ADAA) fair the country’s longest running fine art fair was exceptional this year. An abundance of collectors, museum curators, artists, art enthusiasts and press came to view the outstanding works...

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三叔 你這招實在是高啊

6月 4, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Art Galleries: ADAA Fair[一般] 三叔,你這招實在是高啊 三叔,你這招實在是高啊這時正是上班的高峰時段,前方堵車,一輛警車一拐,駛進了人行道。就在這當口,前面閃出一名年輕的警察,他一揮手,車被迫緊急停下。司機從車窗探出頭來, 聲中帶怒地問︰"怎麼回事？" 小警察走上前來,給司機敬了一個標準的軍禮︰"同志,你違反交ADAA Fair After wandering NYC through Bruce High Quality, Whitney Biennial, and Koons curated show at New Museum I was surprisingly rejuvenated by the art at the ADAA show. Though its not as good as past shows it has added a large number of more ......

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大家在公車上發生過最糗的事情是什麼

6月 4, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Cindy Sherman’s ‘Murder Mystery’ Collages at the ADAA Fair | New York Observer強者我朋友，是個吃東西非常急性子的人不管買到什麼，不管東西有多燙，她都一定要馬上就吃那天，她買了熱騰騰、餡很飽滿的紅豆餅上了公車即使公車擠滿了人，即使她只能站著她都還是非常猴急的馬上把紅豆餅拿出來咬了一口在她咬下還熱騰騰，幾乎可以把她燙破皮的第一口紅豆餅後公車突然來個緊急煞車，紅豆餅也以拋物線的狀態Contrary to widespread belief, Cindy Sherman’s Untitled Film Stills (1977-80) are not her earliest works. Between 1975 and 1977, while Ms. Sherman was still a student at the State University of New York at Buffalo, she created a series of black-and-white ...

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