adidas d rose 5

大家在公車上發生過最糗的事情是什麼

6月 4, 2013

張碧文

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adidas D Rose 5 - SneakerNews.com - Sneaker News - Jordans, release dates & more.強者我朋友，是個吃東西非常急性子的人不管買到什麼，不管東西有多燙，她都一定要馬上就吃那天，她買了熱騰騰、餡很飽滿的紅豆餅上了公車即使公車擠滿了人，即使她只能站著她都還是非常猴急的馬上把紅豆餅拿出來咬了一口在她咬下還熱騰騰，幾乎可以把她燙破皮的第一口紅豆餅後公車突然來個緊急煞車，紅豆餅也以拋物線的狀態April has officially arrived, and amidst the Fool’s Day jokes comes are most recent archive of all of the sneakers actually releasing this month. ... The adidas D Rose 5 Boost gets comfy with this all-new “Fleece” edition. Mixing the high-performance desi...

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三叔 你這招實在是高啊

6月 4, 2013

謝半松

kuso

adidas NEWS STREAM : adidas and Derrick Rose unveiled D Rose 4.5 Signature Basketball Shoe[一般] 三叔,你這招實在是高啊 三叔,你這招實在是高啊這時正是上班的高峰時段,前方堵車,一輛警車一拐,駛進了人行道。就在這當口,前面閃出一名年輕的警察,他一揮手,車被迫緊急停下。司機從車窗探出頭來, 聲中帶怒地問︰"怎麼回事？" 小警察走上前來,給司機敬了一個標準的軍禮︰"同志,你違反交adidas today unveiled the D Rose 4.5 signature basketball shoe – the latest in a line of premium and personal signature products designed for Chicago Bulls point guard, Derrick ......

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容嬤嬤打人啦

6月 4, 2013

謝半松

kuso

adidas D Rose 5 Boost Shoes | adidas US很久以前，『還珠格格』系列的連續劇非常地夯，老婆當時免不了會按時收看；我很不喜歡看這種連續劇，只是老婆（當時還是女友）要求，只好勉強窩在旁邊心不甘情不願地跟著看電視。看就算了，這婆娘又很愛問一些鳥問題，讓我不知如何回答。老婆：欸…你覺得我最像裡頭那個角色？（什麼鳥問題啊）我 ：看電視就Derrick Rose can put points on the board in the least likely situations. These men's basketball shoes are designed to assist his highflying, defense-breaking, shot-sinking style. This playoff edition comes in an athletic gray that pays tribute to the hund...

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美麗的護士

6月 4, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

adidas D Rose 5 "Superstar" - Release Date - SneakerNews.com美麗的護士一個男生去醫院割包皮，手術前，給他剃毛的是位美麗的護士，這位男生經不起她來回的折騰，一陣寒顫後----，護士手上多了一堆***不透明的東西，她心裡不禁一陣生氣，決定找機會好好修理這個「心術不正」的傢伙----。手術後隔天，這位美麗的護士去病床探望他，微笑著問他說：好一點了嗎？男生說：已經好The adidas D Rose 5 “Superstar” will release on February 12th, 2015. adidas’ major push for the Superstar in 2015 continues with the release of this special shell-toed edition of the D Rose 5, also featuring a snakeskin texture across … Continue reading →...

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通往天堂的鑰匙

6月 4, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

D Rose Signature Collection | adidas US三個人下了地獄，一個農夫，一個工人，一個妓女。 閻王問農夫：你生前做過什麼好事沒有？ 農夫說：我種了好多糧食，養活了好多人！ 閻王說好，就給了他一把金鑰匙，表示通往天堂的鑰匙。 然後閻王繼續問工人：你生前做過什麼好事沒有？ 工人說：我生產了好多東西給Choose your training, get real-life coaching, read tips & tricks from pros and keep track of your performance. micoach is all you need to get the results you want. ... Whether you want to track your stats, play your music or measure your heart rate, our m...

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我的老婆是股市分析師

6月 4, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

D Rose 5 BOOST feat. Derrick Rose | adidas Basketball 2014 - YouTube親愛的老婆：剛開始，你對我說要炒股票，我覺得就像你想去新馬泰玩一趟一樣，新鮮勁過了，你還是原來的你。然而現在我承認自己錯了。當你愛上股票，就像愛上了某個英俊多情又神秘的男子。作為一項投資，你炒股，我不反對，但當你把股票作為唯一的興趣愛好，無時無刻不研究它，仿佛走火入魔一般，我不得不說：我發現你變了。Designed with full-length BOOST for D Rose's explosive game. BOOST your game at adidasbasketball.com Use #DRose5 and #BOOST to join the conversation on Twitter and Instagram Follow us @adidasHoops....

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