all by myself 中文歌詞

換機油

3月 27, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

ALL BY MYSELF ( with lyrics ) - YouTube  今天我騎著機車，想去換機油，到了店門口，看了一下，人還真多。結果我和老闆說：『我要換機油，等一下回來拿』15分鐘後…我再度回到機車店，我問老闆：『好了嗎？』老闆一直笑看著我 (我很疑惑)，笑屁啊!!老闆看著我說.........小姐，你把車騎走了，怎麼換機油..... &All By Myself By Celine Dion Music Lyrics: When I was young I never needed anyone And making love was just for fun Those days are gone Livin' alone I think of all the friends I've known When I dial the telephone Nobody's home All by myself Don't wanna be ...

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你孫兒從窗戶掉下來了

4月 25, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Eric Carmen - All By Myself lyrics | LyricsMode.com二樓窗戶飛下來一只用過的保險套，剛好落到一位行人的頭上。  這人感到即噁心又惱火，於是走到這棟房子的大門口，使勁敲打大門，一個老頭開了門，問他為什麼這麼勁敲敲門?這人質問道： “誰住在二樓？”  老頭回答：“這和你有什?關係？上面住的是我女兒和2 meanings to All By Myself lyrics by Eric Carmen: When I was young / I never needed anyone / And makin' love was just for fun / Those days ... This song is about someone reflecting on their life, which they have lived in dissipation - "making love just f...

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買手機

3月 27, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

CELINE DION LYRICS - All By Myself - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z買家：老闆，這個手機的鈴聲怎麼樣？賣家：絕對能響！買家：掌櫃的，這個手機的最大優點是什麼？賣家：可以打電話。買家：哦！有什麼缺點呢？賣家：不能剃鬚。買家：老闆，有什麼手機最耐用？賣家：只有相對耐用的，沒有絕對耐用的。買家：為什麼？賣家：你見過誰家有祖傳的手機？買家：老闆，有巧克力嗎？賣家：有，德芙的Lyrics to "All By Myself" song by CELINE DION: When I was young I never needed anyone And making love was just for fun Those days are gone Livi... ... When I was young I never needed anyone And making love was just for fun Those days are gone Livin' alone...

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死刑犯遺願進化版

3月 27, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Celine Dion - All By Myself lyrics | LyricsMode.com  有A、B、C三個死刑犯即將要執行典獄長想問他們有什麼他們可以做的到的遺願除了要求釋放他們以外A豪不猶豫的說：我要防彈背心典獄長：可以典獄長朝他頭上開了一槍B想了想說：我要防彈頭盔加防彈背心典獄長：當然沒問題典獄長就把B吊死C想了一下說：我想見我的孫子典獄長：可是你的小孩不是還沒結婚C說All By Myself lyrics by Celine Dion: When I was young / I never needed anyone / And making love was just for fun / Those days are gone ... Hey! It's useful. If this song really means something special to you, describe your feelings and thoughts. Don't hes...

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粗繩

4月 1, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Celine Dion - All By Myself Lyrics | MetroLyrics    有一天，老李氣沖沖地去找洗衣店老闆，火冒三丈的說：「你們自己標榜為洗衣大王，看看你們的傑作！」 說著往桌上扔了一條很粗的繩子。 老闆看了看說：「先生，這粗繩很好啊！」 「粗繩？」老李幾乎要爆炸吼道：「我送洗的是條被單！」   Lyrics to 'All By Myself' by Celine Dion. When I was young / I never needed anyone / And making love was just for fun / Those days are gone / Livin' alone / I...

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換位子

4月 1, 2013

張碧文

kuso

The Winner Takes it All－ABBA(中文歌詞) @ 三分鐘熱度 :: 痞客邦 PIXNET ::    有對夫妻結婚多年，丈夫總是忘記一些特別的日子， 結婚三十五週年那天，他們在享用早餐時 ，妻子向她先生暗示：「老伴，你知不知道，我們坐在這兩張椅子上已經整整三十五年了?」 丈夫放下報紙，望著老婆說：「妳是不是想跟我換位子?」       由來只有新人笑，有誰聽到舊人哭？ The Winner Takes it All原唱者：ABBA發行年：1980 【讀者若發現影片遭停用、不能播放，歡迎留言檢舉】 I don't wanna t...

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