android for pc

人要擅於隱藏弱點

5月 2, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Android - Official Site話說以前海盜猖獗，很多商船遇上海盜都會被洗劫一空，運氣差的連小命都會沒了。於是有一種新職業因應而生--海上保鏢。專門運送貴重貨物，遇上海盜的時候就不會蒙受平白損失了，當然，在海上跑鏢是很危險的一種工作，除了迷路翻船暴風雨之外，真遇到了海盜免不了都是一場血戰。有一個保鏢船長武功非常高強，手下的水手個個Introducing Lollipop, a sweet new take on Android. ... Powering screens of all sizes Android is the customizable, easy to use operating system that powers more than a billion devices across the globe — from phones and tablets to watches, TV ......

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和尚看A片

5月 2, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Android-x86 - Official Site隨著改革開放,和尚們的生活是一日千裡,過上了很小康的生活.俗話說飽暖思淫欲,不假.話說一廟的主持在閑暇之餘愛看碟子,看的看的就情不自禁,看起了A片.但是他很注意影響的,總是選擇在夜深人靜的時候.但是不巧,某天被小和尚發現了.第二天晚上,他就把小和尚叫進房裡.邀請他一起觀看,企圖以堵其嘴.他邊看便教育Android-x86 Open Source Project ... This is a project to port Android open source project to x86 platform, formerly known as "patch hosting for android x86 support". The original plan is to host different patches for android x86 support from open source c...

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你有看到嗎

5月 2, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

AVG | FREE Antivirus & TuneUp apps for PC, Mac, Android話說我奶奶在我五歲的時候就過世了爺爺寂寞的過了後來的十幾年的孤單日子他老人家八十好幾的時候對於世間紅塵感到厭倦每天都跟我們唸他不想再活了我們也拿他沒輒阿想說老人家發發牢騷就算了沒想到某天，他竟然跑去照相館照了遺照連框都表好了，就掛在奶奶的靈堂的照片旁邊(還自己釘釘子橋位置)大人們說，也好，說不定騙過Download FREE antivirus & optimize all your PC, Mac & Android mobiles & tablets. Antivirus & malware protection, Internet Security, PC TuneUp, Cleaner, & more. ... PC Single device AVG AntiVirus FREE AVG AntiVirus AVG Internet Security AVG PC TuneUp ® ......

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中年男子去拉皮

5月 2, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

BlueStacks - Official Site中年男子去拉皮,拉完之後他覺的很不錯,於是就很高興的走出整型醫院.在回家路上,他首先看到了一位小孩,他就問說"ㄟ!!小弟弟,你覺的我看幾來像幾歲??"小弟弟說"嗯!大概有三十吧!!" 那男子非常高興.後來他又走到了公車亭,看到了一位賣報紙的老頭..他說,"老先生",你覺的我看幾來像幾歲..??老先生Play BIGGER Our Android Platform has the most mobile apps and games on PC and Mac in the world. There is nothing like the speed and sound of playing your favorite game on ... Download apps onto to your computer with a single click. Bluestacks merges your ...

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我老婆要生孩子

4月 30, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Big Fish Games - Official Site某天小陳上班時接到一通電話，只見小陳講沒兩句就匆匆忙忙的跑去向經理請假小陳對經理說：經理，我要請假，我老婆要生孩子經理：好的，你快去，這種事不要耽誤於是小陳二話不說，飛也似的就走了，二十分鐘後，小陳有點衣衫不整的回來了經理看到他就問：怎麼這麼快就回來了，生男的還是女的小陳：十個月後才知道一個穿緊身衣Play free game downloads. Big Fish is the #1 place to find casual games! Safe & secure. Games for PC, Mac & Mobile. No waiting. Helpful customer service! ... Free Online Games Want to play free games in your web browser? We have thousands of great games ....

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天線寶寶 18+

4月 30, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Legacy Games - Official Site男旁白:「有一天，丁丁站在草地上」 丁丁突然站在草地上猛對著鏡頭:「你好~~你好~~你好~~ ^___^ (重複N次) 」 男旁白:「丁丁伸出食指」 丁丁:「食指~~食指」 男旁白:「丁丁用食指挖自己的鼻孔」 丁丁:「丁丁(比著自己) 用食指(搖晃著食指) 挖Play the best, top-rated games for PC, Mac, iPhone/iPad & Android. Great selection, free trials & earn free games! ... Member Benefits Sign up for a FREE Legacy Games account and enjoy these member-only benefits! • NO subscription fees and NO credit ......

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