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倒霉的老師

4月 29, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Beat Generation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia初中生物老師是個30出頭的美女。 講到人的生殖，你懂的…… 為防止有的男生搞怪； 她說：爸爸的精子在媽媽的輸卵管裡遇到媽媽的卵細胞，然後就形成了受精卵，就是小小的你們啦！  果然，沒一個人亂鬧亂笑的。 突然，一2貨大呼：老師，爸爸的精子怎麼能進到媽媽的輸卵管裡啊The Beat Generation was a group of American post-World War II writers who came to prominence in the 1950s, as well as the cultural phenomena that they both documented and inspired. Central elements of "Beat" culture: rejection of received standards, innov...

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廁所牆上暴強對聯

4月 17, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

beat - definition of beat by The Free Dictionary廁所牆上9條暴強對聯 上：天下英雄豪傑到此俯首稱臣 下：世間貞烈女子進來寬衣解裙 橫批：天地正氣 ---------------------------- 上：腳踏黃河兩岸手拿機密文件 下：前面機槍掃射後面炮火連天 橫批：爽 ---------------------------- 上：大開方便之門beat (bēt) v. beat, beat·en (bēt′n) or beat, beat·ing, beats v.tr. 1. a. To strike repeatedly. b. To subject to repeated beatings or physical abuse; batter. c. To punish by hitting or whipping; flog. 2. a. To strike against repeatedly and with force; poun...

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端午節你會想起啥

4月 17, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

Any Beats - 相關圖片搜尋結果有一天，老師問:端午節你會想起啥??小明答:綜子老師問:中秋節呢??小明答:柚子老師問:教師節呢??小明答:棍子老師問:... ... ......

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自傳 老師說要交自傳

4月 17, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Beat It - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia從小我的身世一直是個謎...。 我出生在鯨魚島，聽島民說我的爸爸叫做---金‧富力士，是個職業獵人，我的媽媽是莉娜‧因巴斯。 我五歲的時候誤食了橡膠果實，之後踢足球贏了大空翼、棒球打贏了猿野天國、躲避球打贏彈平、 而且耍低能讓野原新之助望塵莫及，連櫻桃小丸子...他爺爺都不是我的"Beat It" is a song written and performed by American recording artist Michael Jackson and produced by Quincy Jones (with co-production by Jackson). It is the third single from the singer's sixth solo album, Thriller (1982). Eddie Van Halen played the son...

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老婆和老媽掉落水救哪個

4月 17, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Usain Bolt beats Gay and sets new Record - from Universal Sports - YouTube老婆和老媽同時掉在了水里，先救老婆老媽就會沒命，先救老媽老婆就會沒命。先救老婆還是先救老媽還是誰都不救呢？ 看看古人會怎麼做吧！++孟子++從小死了老爸，老媽拉扯我不容易，為了讓我健康成長，又搬了三次的家，給我吃好的穿好的為得就是讓我有出息。老媽和老婆落水當然先救老媽了，萬惡淫為首，百善孝為先嘛！老http://www.UniversalSports.com 2009, Berlin, Germany, IAAF World Championship Track and Field, Tyson Gay finally challenged Usain Bolt in the 100m and took second, Bolt broke his Olympic record to win at 9.58 seconds, Powell took third. (Universal Sports,...

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國文老師的告白

4月 17, 2013

張碧文

kuso

VentureBeat | Tech News That Matters國文老師的告白我是個國中的 國文老師，生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文!!字醜就算了，還會自己學倉頡創字!!創字就算了，還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子!!每次都改到哭笑不得……………=============================VentureBeat is the leading source for news & perspective on tech innovation. We give context to help execs, entrepreneurs, & tech enthusiasts make smart decisions. ... This morning Christopher Poole, better known to some as “Moot,” announced plans to step...

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