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〔趣聞〕 大陸的賊

5月 14, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

15 Things Kurt Vonnegut Said Better Than Anyone Else Ever Has Or Will · Inventory · The A.V. Club趣聞〕 大陸的賊 第一次，我下夜班回家，已經很晚了，我在衛生間洗嗽，忽然聽到門口有動靜。好象是有人在門口撬我的鎖。於是我大喝一聲：「誰，幹什麼？」誰知道那賊卻在門口答道：「這麼晚了還不睡覺，搞什麼搞。」說完就沒有聲音了。我一時不知所措......第二次，我白天在家休息，正在上網的時候，忽然1. "I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.'" The actual advice here is technically a quote from Kurt Vonnegut's "good uncle" Alex, but Vonnegut was nice enou...

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台北車站附近有條有名的ㄆㄨㄣ街

5月 14, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Hoagies' Gifted Education Page台北車站附近有條有名的ㄆㄨㄣ街以便宜大碗又沒衛生出名許多人敬而遠之，但也有些沒有見識過的人仍去撿便宜小明也是其中之一，直到有一天他喝完一碗酸辣湯要出去付錢給老闆時手中的十元硬幣不小心掉到酸辣湯的湯鍋裡小明急忙地向老闆道歉，緊張的不知所措這時老闆卻揮揮手示意沒關係拿著湯杓再鍋裡撈呀撈的撈出了兩個五元硬Support Hoagies' Gifted Education Page We do not accept paid advertising for any of the resources on our site, so that you know that they're listed because YOU find them valuable. Our visitors are our ONLY means of support....

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夾到我老二.......

5月 14, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Ecuador visa for Indians (and anyone else) | Backpack Me十幾年前，所有的公車都有 車掌 小姐，司機都是聽 從車掌 小姐的口哨聲才會關車門開車。有一天，一個老爸帶著他兩個兒子上公車，老大咚咚咚很快的就爬上公車了，老爸跟著老大上公車，卻回頭發現老二貪玩最後才上公車。因為車擠的關係，而爸爸的二兒子長得又嬌小，結果 車掌 小姐沒注意便「嗶」下去了！害得二兒子便夾Hi Ashray - Thank you very much for your reply. I forgot to mention I do not have any US visa and after this I will be visiting Peru followed by Argentina and Brazil. If at all this is denied in the rare event then where will they ask me to go to, the cou...

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你肯定做過的無聊事情

5月 14, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

craigslist: eastern CO jobs, apartments, personals, for sale, services, community, and events1、用手插入米缸的米裡面插來插去2、地下有階磚時，特意隔一格一格來走（不可走過界，要完全在格內）3、用鏡面反射陽光，照來照去4、鋪張紙在硬幣上面，然後用鉛筆在上面描，描個形出來5、吃完口香糖之後，將糖紙包回原本四四方方的形狀出來6、超級市場踩著購物車行走7、貼張寫著“我是白癡&rdquocraigslist provides local classifieds and forums for jobs, housing, for sale, personals, services, local community, and events ... strictly platonic women seek women women seeking men men seeking women men seeking men misc romance casual encounters...

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女生不能考駕照

5月 14, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Minnesota Teacher Licensure Examinations我補習班老師說女生最好在18歲畢業就去考駕照，因為女生對路況比較不熟悉。他後來又補了一句：在高速公路上遇到女生開車比遇到砂石車還可怕。之後，好像班上有些女生就瞪他。於是我們老師就說了他在報紙上看到的一則新聞。有一個女生在馬路上開車，道路上有東西，她為了閃那個東西，快撞上安全島上的樹，一般人，如果是你The registration, user account, and score reporting services on this website will be temporarily unavailable on Tuesday, April 26, between 8:00 a.m. and 12:00 p.m. eastern time, for system maintenance. We apologize for any inconvenience....

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黑人的幽默

5月 14, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Netmums Coffeehouse黑人的幽默南非黑白種族隔離政策，曾讓非洲原住民黑人遭到許多不平等的待遇，這篇英文短詩，作者以天生膚色的差異，來表達心中的不滿與無奈。Dear white,something you got to know.親愛的白種人，有幾件事你必須知道。When I was born,I was black.當我Grab a coffee and join the online chat about parenting, family life and the woman behind the mum with nearly 2 million other Netmums in our friendly forum ... Threads 1,244,933 Posts 14,518,335 Members 2,121,702 Welcome to our newest member, Kenisha C(2)...

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