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寶寶趣語

4月 29, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Senior Assisted Living & Care Apex NC, Independent Living, Memory Care晚上寶寶，媽媽，外婆三人，同睡床上，寶寶說：“媽媽我長大了，買小車送給你。” 媽媽：“好啊，寶寶真行！” 寶寶笑笑說：“以後媽媽你開小車，爸爸開客車，我給外婆買飛機開。” 外婆聽了笑得很開心的說：“小乖乖外婆沒白愛你Spring Arbor of Apex, NC - Your loved ones deserve the best Residential Assisted Living care possible in Apex, NC. Call us at (919) 805-3861. ... Special Announcement! Please call Judy Cairns to schedule your FREE LUNCH and tour of Spring Arbor of Apex .....

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佔便宜

4月 29, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Welcome to Apex Tactical Specialties, Inc.和媽媽長得很像，又都是娃娃臉，人們都說我和媽媽不像母女，倒像一對姐妹花，每次媽媽聽了這話，這相當受用：看看，生一女兒多好，有家裡做女兒，出去就是好姐妹，以後結婚，你爸還多一好兄弟，還有一好兒子。等女兒以後有了孩子，我既有孫子，又多一大侄子。你說，這得多少口哪，不知道會不會被計生辦的給逮到。我無語了！Welcome to Apex Tactical Specialties, Inc. While we are first and foremost known for state-of-the-art Smith & Wesson competition revolver action work, our research in this area has led to ground breaking part designs for many more revolvers. The result ha...

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爺爺用過的牙籤

4月 29, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Apex Auto Glass Online Auto Glass Repair Windshield Replacement老爺爺在飯館吃飯後，他覺得牙齒縫裡塞進了肉絲，用手指伸進嘴巴掏。 他的孫子給他一根牙籤，他很快掏乾淨了肉絲，然後把牙籤還給孫子。 孫子說：“爺爺，把牙籤扔掉吧！” 爺爺說：“我只用了一頭簽，另一頭簽給你用吧！” 孫子說：“很髒的。&rdquApex Auto Glass Santa Maria Auto Glass Replacement, Windshield repair santa maria, windshield repair service Central Coast ... Need Onsite Service? We can come to you! Call right now and a technician will be deployed to your location. The fastest service ...

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爆笑腦筋急轉彎集合

4月 29, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

USA | Apex Pro Scooters爆笑腦筋急轉彎集合 第一題：世界上最不痛苦的死法是什麼？答：安樂死。錯！是躲貓貓。第二題：中國當官要精通哪四種語言？答：英語、法語、俄語和日語。錯！假話、空話、大話和套話。第三題：一個統計學家，一個地理學家，一個長跑冠軍在沙漠裡迷了路，誰活下來的機率大，為什麼？答：長跑冠軍，因為跑得快。錯，是統計學Dealers (Click to Visit Website) Location Phone The Scooter Zone Riverside, California +1 951 520 1234 Valley Stream Bicycles Lynbrook, New York +1 565 825 8181 Spoildbratt Sk8shop Perth Amboy, New Jersey +1 848 203 2676 Exodus Board Shop White ......

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出於良心告訴你

4月 17, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Apex Downtown Business Association一對青年男女，剛從結婚登記處領證回來，他們在路上交談著。男的得意地說：「親愛的，你真美！不過出於良心，現在我得告訴你，上次我領你來我家裡看的那套紅木傢具，以及華麗的燈，我都是向別人家借來的。」女的說：「沒關係。出於良心，我現在也得如實告訴你，剛才登記證上寫的是我姐姐的名字。」男的大吃一驚：「是上次在Businesses, festivals, activities, map, information, website links for downtown Apex, North Carolina ... Business Name Address Phone Website Anna's Pizzeria 100 N. Salem St. 919-267-6237 www.annaspizzeria.com Buttercream's Bakeshop 101 N. Salem St....

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別叫我爸

4月 17, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

SE- South Houston/Pasadena - Apex Driving School Home page一天， 兒子回到家說：爸，今天考試60分。爸：下次再考低了，別叫我爸。 第二天......兒：「對不起，大哥」。Drivers Education for teens, Adult training. Instruction Permit class and Test, Online ticket dismissal ... SE-South Houston/Pasadena We are happy to provide drivers training the safeway to all ages in South Houston, Pasadena, Park Place, Galena Park, Dee...

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