app store application

薄餅

4月 16, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

App store - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia          不良醫生對ㄚ龜說：你患了一種很奇特的傳染病，我們院方不得不要將你跟其他的病人隔離。  ㄚ龜：這麼嚴重啊！  不良醫生：放心！我們除了決定將你送入隔離的加護病房外，我們還會定時送薄餅給你吃的！  ㄚ龜：An app store (or app marketplace) is a type of digital distribution platform for mobile apps. Apps provide a specific set of functions which, by definition, do not include the running of the computer itself. Apps are designed to run on specific devices, a...

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奶瓶餵大

4月 16, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

GetJar | Mobile - The Worlds Biggest Open App Store      動物園管理員對遊客說：「不必害怕，這頭獅子非常溫馴，牠是用奶瓶餵大的。」  遊客：「我也是用奶瓶餵大的，但是我現在也喜歡吃肉。」     GetJar is the biggest open appstore in the world, currently listing 855231+ apps with more than 3M downloads per day. ... Getjar currently listing 855231+ apps with more than 3M ......

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分給弟弟吃

4月 16, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

App Store (iOS) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia      爸爸：「小毛，你吃糖為什麼不分給弟弟吃呢？ 你看老母雞找到小蟲，都會給小雞吃，你應該學習母雞的愛心啊！」小毛：「我會的，爸爸您放心！如果我找到小蟲，也會給弟弟吃。」     The App Store is a digital distribution platform for mobile apps on iOS, developed and maintained by Apple Inc. The service allows users to browse and download applications that are developed with Apple's iOS SDK. The apps can be downloaded directly to an...

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一時喝醉

4月 16, 2013

王映夏

kuso

App Store Apps - iPad, iPhone Apps and iPod Touch App Reviews        長得又胖又安全的中年婦人，跑到交通警察面前說：「有個無聊男子一直在後面跟蹤我。」 警察對中年婦人打量了一下，「我想他可能一時喝醉了，等一下就沒事了！」     Reviews for applications available in Apple's App Store for the iPad, iPhone and iPod Touch. ... Now I never jumped on the Plants vs Zombies bandwagon until the iPad came out. I have never even played it before, but while browsing through the games that w...

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受騙的滋味

4月 16, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Apple - OS X Yosemite - Mac App Store        一位生命垂危的先生在交待遺囑... 先生：臨死前，我有一個心願，妳能為我做到嗎？ 妻子：是什麼心願？你儘管說，我一定幫你完成 先生：我死後，希望妳嫁給隔壁的老王 妻子：為什麼？ 先生：那個混帳東The Mac App Store is built into OS X Yosemite, so it’s easy to get the apps you want. It’s just one click to download and install. ... Keep your apps up to date. Since developers are constantly improving their apps, the Mac App Store keeps track of your a...

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草莓與人類

4月 16, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

iPhone Apps, iPad apps, & iPod touch application reviews by AppSafari有一天，草莓和人類走在路上，突然有一台車衝了過來，草苺被撞死了，人類就笑她說:「哈哈!草莓醬!」草莓聽了很生氣，便詛咒他說:「詛咒你一定被車撞到!!詛咒你一定被車撞到!!......」不久人類果然被撞死了，草莓笑他說:「哈哈!!人渣!!」Discover AppSafari Welcome to AppSafari. Our team loves apps and is dedicated to writing iPhone app reviews to help you find the best new & free iPhone apps in the App Store. For the latest App Store buzz check out the Trending iPhone apps updated daily w...

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