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墓園的看守人

4月 16, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Apple Pay is double charging some customers - Oct. 22, 2014有一個年輕人，覺得任何工作都太辛苦了。他做過的每份工作，從來沒有超過十天。 他的父親因此感到十分苦惱，也非常擔心，四處請求朋友代為留意合適的工作機會。 終於有一天，一位朋友帶來了一個好消息。他為這年輕人找到了一份非常輕鬆的工作：年輕人什麼都不必做，只要每天坐在椅子上，就算完成這一天的工作。 這工作是I was among the first people to try out Apple Pay the moment it came available on Monday. It was convenient, fast, and it seemingly worked without incident ... until I logged in and checked my debit card bill. As it turns out, I've been charged twice for ...

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爬樹

4月 16, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Apple - Hot News有一女生要跟一個男生去爬樹但女生的媽媽說:妳穿裙子不能去爬樹隔天那個女生還是跟那個男生去爬樹了結果那個女生回到家媽媽說:我不是說妳穿裙子不能去爬樹嗎?女生說:沒關稀把裙子脫掉就好了啊.....Apple Hot News offers a one-stop source for what's happening at Apple, including news of Apple and other companies, software updates, events and tips....

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打針

4月 16, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Apple - Investor Relations小孩：「打針之前為什麼要給我擦棉球？」 父親：「那可是酒精啊，她們要先把你屁股擦醉，再扎就不 疼了。」 小孩：「可我還是疼啊？」 父親：「那是你的酒量大。」 The Investor Relations website contains information about Apple Inc. business for stockholders, potential investors, and financial analysts. ... FY 15 Third Quarter Results Apple’s conference call to discuss third fiscal quarter results is scheduled for T...

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老婆使用說明書

4月 16, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Apple Will Hold Fall iPad Event on October 22 - John Paczkowski - News - AllThingsD【品名】妻子 【通用名】老婆 【化學名稱】已婚女性 【成分】水、蛋白質、脂肪、核糖核酸、碳水化合物及少量礦物質，氣味幽香。 【理化性質】酸性；可分為一價（嫁）、二價（嫁）、三價（嫁）.......n價（嫁）。易溶於蜜語、甜言；遇鑽石、名車、豪宅鎔點降低，難溶於白丁。 【性狀】本品為可樂狀凹凸異性片，Apple has a couple more new products to announce before the year is out, and it plans to unveil them in a few weeks time. People familiar with Apple’s plans tell AllThingsD that the company will hold its next invitation-only event on Tuesday, October 22. ...

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釣魚

4月 16, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Apple stock is at all-time high. It's still a good buy - Oct. 22, 2014老婆：你記不記得去年二月，你說你去釣魚這件事？ 老公：當然記得，怎麼啦？ 老婆：上午那條魚打電話過來，說你已經當爸爸啦！At risk of sounding like an iFanboy ... is Apple the perfect stock? Apple hit a new all-time high Wednesday morning (over $104 a share). The company's strong earnings report on Monday proved to any doubters that Apple (AAPL, Tech30) is still a highly inno...

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國際會議

4月 16, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Apple Inc. - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一場國際會議，討論到暖化議題時，大家都爭相發言，主席叫大家安靜，然後讓日本代表開始說話。日本代表講沒兩句就被主席打斷 主席說:可以麻煩你講英文嗎?日本代表說:我講的就是英文呀!主席又說:那可不可以請你站起來呢?日本代表生氣地說:我已經站起來了啊!!In 1984, Apple launched the Macintosh, the first personal computer to be sold without a programming language at all. Its debut was signified by "1984", a $1.5 million television commercial directed by Ridley Scott that aired during the third quarter of Su...

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