apple ceo cook

獅子看過嗎？

6月 10, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Tim Cook is the CEO of Apple and serves on its Board of Directors.獅子看過嗎？ 兩個探險家在叢林中旅行狩獵，突然有隻兇猛的獅子跳到他們面前。 「保持冷靜，」其中一人低聲說，「記得我們看過的那本講野獸的書嗎？見到獅子時，只要站著不動和盯著牠看，牠就會轉身逃跑。」 「你說得不錯，」他的同伴回答，「你看過那本書，我也看過，可是獅子看過嗎？」Tim Cook is the CEO of Apple and serves on its Board of Directors. Before being named CEO in August 2011, Tim was Apple's Chief Operating Officer and was responsible for all of the company’s worldwide sales and operations, including end-to-end management ...

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夏娃說的第一句話

6月 7, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Tim Cook, CEO, Apple - World of CEOs一對夫婦每週都去教堂，但丈夫每次都在聽佈道的時候睡著。妻子覺得很丟臉，就想了一個辦法。下次再去的時候，她悄悄的帶了一根針，決定一旦丈夫睡著就用針紮醒他。牧師像往常一樣開始佈道了，當他講到：『是誰創造了世界呢？』從聽眾中突然冒出一個男人的叫聲：『上帝啊！』牧師沒有理會，心想這個傢伙真的以為大家都不知道Read the most comprehensive CEO Dossier, Profile & Biography on Tim Cook,CEO of Apple. ... Tim joined Apple in March 1998 as Senior Vice President of Worldwide Operations and also served as Executive Vice President of Worldwide Sales and Operations....

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今天，你結婚了沒有？

6月 7, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Apple CEO Tim Cook donates 50,000 AAPL shares ($6.5 million) to charity | 9to5Mac我是如何成為結婚狂的...... 2001年年初我認識一男子，交往半年，他說：我們結婚吧。我甚喜。 第二天，中國申辦2008年奧運會成功，他說：國喜當前，我們先不結婚。 我忍。 過數月，男友說：親愛的，我們結婚吧。我再喜。 第二天，911恐怖襲擊事件。他說：世界太危險了，我們先不結婚。 我再忍。 數In a filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) today, Apple revealed that CEO Tim Cook has donated 50,000 Apple stock shares to charity this week. At today’s stock price of just over $130 per share, this number of shares is equivalent to ap...

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太精彩了 美麗女孩不看肯定後悔

6月 7, 2013

何憶青

kuso

A message from Tim Cook about Apple’s commitment to your privacy.一個年輕漂亮的美國女孩在美國一家大型網上論壇金融版上發表了這樣一個問題帖：我要怎樣才能嫁給有錢人？ “我下面要說的都是心裡話。本人25歲非常漂亮，是那種令人驚艷的漂亮，談吐文雅，有品味，想嫁給年薪50萬美元的人。你也許會說我貪心，但在紐約年薪100萬才算是中產，本人的要求其實並At Apple, we respect your privacy and protect it with strong encryption, plus strict policies that govern how all data is handled. ... At Apple, your trust means everything to us. That’s why we respect your privacy and protect it with strong encryption, p...

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BABY 就 有了

6月 7, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Apple CEO Tim Cook announces plans to manufacture Mac computers in USA - Rock Center with Brian Will師：以前人都是相親結婚的，所以新郎和新娘都是到了洞房花燭夜，掀開頭巾才知道 對方的長 相，那像你們現在這麼隨便。生：那從前的男女是如何示愛呢？師：這可以從他們的睡姿看得出端倪，中國字就是這麼妙。生：如何分辨呢？師：結婚的第一晚，兩人的睡姿如果是「北」字，就表示兩人還很生份，第二晚如果 是「比」字，就By Ronnie Polidoro Rock Center Apple CEO Tim Cook revealed that one of the existing Mac lines will be manufactured exclusively in the United States next year, making the comments during an exclusive interview with Brian Williams broadcast Thursday night...

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【爆笑點名 老師當場氣絕身亡 】

6月 7, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Apple CEO Tim Cook to Deliver Commencement Address | GW Today | The George Washington University | W學校開學點名，老師別出心裁說：「我念學號，你們自己報名字，這樣大 家就認識了，好不好？」 「1號！」 「報告老師，我姓焦，我叫焦配。」 老師有點暈，問道：「這是誰給你取的？」  「我爹。」 「你爹是幹什麼的？」  「開種豬廠的！」 「2號！」  一個女生站起來Apple CEO Tim Cook will deliver the George Washington University’s commencement address May 17 and will be awarded an honorary doctorate of public service, the university announced Wednesday night. Mr. Cook, whose invitation was suggested by GW ......

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