apple ceo tim cook

某夜，丈夫想與美女妻子親熱

5月 28, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Tim Cook is the CEO of Apple and serves on its Board of Directors.某夜，丈夫想與美女妻子親熱，妻子指了指身旁睡著的孩子說：“孩子醒著呢。” 丈夫說：“這?長時間了，肯定睡著了，不信我來試試。” 他拿了個五分硬幣放到孩子半張開的手中想看孩子有沒有反應。 只聽到孩子大?不悅的聲音：“五分錢就想辦這?大的事情？Tim Cook is the CEO of Apple and serves on its Board of Directors. Before being named CEO in August 2011, Tim was Apple's Chief Operating Officer and was responsible for all of the company’s worldwide sales and operations, including end-to-end management ...

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不要告訴我你看到什麼

5月 28, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Apple CEO Tim Cook Washington Post op-ed slams anti-gay legislation - Business Insider某天晚上，學長騎摩扥車載學妹回家，會經過一大片墳場， 學長警告學妹說：「等一下不管看到什麼，都別告訴我！」 就在經過墓地的時候，學妹大叫了一聲，並一直拉學長的衣服說：「學..學..學長..」 學長叫道：「你閉嘴，不要亂說話，我什麼都不要聽！」 學妹說：「可是…」 學長：「不要告訴我你看In a Washington Post op-ed article published late Sunday night, Apple CEO Tim Cook expounded upon his earlier remarks on Twitter from Friday, saying he was "deeply disappointed" in the recently passed law in Indiana that shields business owners who turn a...

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國中數學能力測試

5月 28, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Tim Cook's Freshman Year: The Apple CEO Speaks - Businessweek已知：媽媽比小孩大２１歲，６年之後媽媽的年齡是小孩年齡的５倍。請問：爸爸現在在哪裡？（不要這麼快看解答嘛～～～～先用國中學過的數學計算一下ㄚ！）參考解答：假設媽媽是Ｍ歲，小孩是Ｃ歲。Ｍ＝Ｃ＋２１Ｍ＋６＝（Ｃ＋６）Ｘ５解聯立方程式：Ｍ＝Ｃ＋２１Ｍ＋６＝（Ｃ＋６）Ｘ５＞＞Ｍ＋６＝５Ｃ＋３０＞＞Ｍ＝５Ｃ＋Prior to his death on Oct. 5, 2011, Steve Jobs made sure that the elevation of Tim Cook—his longtime head of operations and trusted deputy—to Apple chief executive officer would be drama-free. “He goes, ‘I never want you to ask what I would have done,’” r...

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歹徒闖入民宅

5月 28, 2013

王采安

kuso

Tim Cook's big day: Apple hits $700 billion歹徒闖入民宅歹徒闖入民宅強姦婦女遭到誓死反抗，丈夫下地回來見老婆被歹徒壓住，掄起鐵鏟怒拍，就聽老婆罵道：「該死的，反抗了半天，被你一鏟子給拍進去了。」Apple CEO Tim Cook fielded questions from Goldman COO Gary Cohn as Apple market value reached a record $700 billion. The company will be investing $850 million in a new solar farm and doubling its Chinese Apple stores. Chris Kievman, Marco Della Cava for ...

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火燒阿房宮

5月 28, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Apple CEO Tim Cook: Anti-Gay, "Religious Freedom" Laws are "'Very Dangerous" | NBC Bay Area督學到一所高中視察，他想要暸解該校學生的素質如何，所以就叫了一個學生來問：「阿房宮是誰燒的？」只見那學生很緊張的說：「不是我燒的！」聽到這種答案，督學頓時覺得實在是太糟糕了，便問校長：「校長，我剛剛問這個學生：『阿房宮是誰燒的？』，他竟然回答不是他燒的，你們是怎麼教的？」校長更緊張的說：「我們向來都Apple CEO Tim Cook slammed Indiana's new "religious objection" legislation over the weekend, penning a Washington Post piece warning that “there’s something very dangerous happening in America.” The piece, which was posted late Sunday night, said the open...

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到麥當勞點餐

5月 28, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Tim Cook, CEO, Apple - World of CEOs小吳到麥當勞去點餐，他比出中指對著服務小姐說：請給我個一號餐。而小姐心想這個客人怎麼這麼沒禮貌，於是對著他把二隻手的中指都比出來說：先生，請等二分鐘.而這時小吳心中也不是滋味，於是跟著比出二隻中指並挺出下半身相向說：小姐再給我三號餐。服務小姐也不干勢弱地拿出食指豎在胸旁說：先生一共是一百元。這時小吳Read the most comprehensive CEO Dossier, Profile & Biography on Tim Cook,CEO of Apple. ... Tim joined Apple in March 1998 as Senior Vice President of Worldwide Operations and also served as Executive Vice President of Worldwide Sales and Operations....

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