apple cfo

太殘忍！我們心裡的那些Orz......（中肯到破表！）

4月 25, 2014

小安

kuso

Apple - Press Info - Apple Leadership - Luca Maestri這些中肯到破表，卻極度殘忍的句子，無疑道出了人們心中的OS......   1、重複別人走過的路，是因為忽視了自己的雙腳。 2、中五百萬元最大的可能性就是在夢裡。 3、我們的今天由過去決定，而我們的明天由今天決定。 4、我喜歡交朋友，尤其是女朋友。 5、我一失足成大瘸子，再回首又閃了腰。 Luca Maestri is Apple’s senior vice president and Chief Financial Officer reporting to CEO Tim Cook. As CFO, Luca oversees the accounting, business support, financial planning and analysis, treasury, M&A, investor relations, internal audit and tax functio...

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你們知道自己每次洗內褲時，其實自來水沖掉的全是鈔票嗎

4月 25, 2014

劉安竹

kuso

Apple - Press Info - Apple’s Peter Oppenheimer to Retire at the End of September 姑娘們，你們知道自己家中其實藏著一大筆取之不盡用之不竭的財富嗎？一大票男人願意為了那東西付給你大把大把的錢。那東西就是胯下分泌物(CROTCH GUNK)。你們知道自己每次洗內褲時，其實自來水沖掉的全是鈔票嗎？ 一個勇猛的威爾士姑娘，將許多姑娘賣內褲的無聊遐想變成了現實。MiasPetitePanCUPERTINO, California—March 4, 2014—Apple® today announced that Peter Oppenheimer, Apple’s senior vice president and CFO, will retire at the end of September. Luca Maestri, Apple’s vice president of Finance and corporate controller, will succeed Peter as ...

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超夯！惡搞cosplay

4月 25, 2014

張碧文

kuso

Apple CFO Peter Oppenheimer to retire at end of September泰國有位網友專門用身邊的東西來裝扮成漫畫人物 還紅到當地的電視媒體都爭相採訪！只能說他不惜犧牲色相！     ↑皮卡丘？ ↑ps手把(這也能拌) ↑魔戒咕嚕 ↑冰雪奇緣 ↑北斗神拳 ↑鋼鐵人 ↑ >"Tuesday, March 04, 2014, 05:38 am PT (08:38 am ET) Apple CFO Peter Oppenheimer to retire at end of September Breaking By AppleInsider Staff Peter Oppenheimer, senior vice president and chief financial officer of Apple, will retire from the company at the ...

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阿嬤級的AV女優！這麼重口味可以嗎！！！

4月 25, 2014

張易旋

kuso

Apple CFO Peter Oppenheimer To Retire By End Of September, Replaced By VP Of Finance Luca Maestri | 某網友拍下了幾期以50-70歲老年婦女為主角的AV雜誌封面，這些“奶奶級”的女優們帶著自信的微笑，很慈祥很親切，但是看到穿著睡衣和內衣，總是讓人感到些許不舒服。 三十年河東，三十年河西。 上世紀90年代中期以前，日本AV界的“熟女”類作品不被常人接受Apple has just announced that SVP and CFO Peter Oppenheimer, a longtime fixture on the company’s earnings calls, will be retiring as of September this year. He’ll be replaced by Apple VP of Finance and Corporate Controller Luca Maestri, who will take over...

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超正妹在捷運上睡著了 好可愛呀~~

4月 25, 2014

小安

kuso

Apple CFO to leave, joins Goldman board - Mar. 4, 2014   好可愛呀~~ 好可愛呀~~  Apple CFO Peter Oppenheimer is leaving in September. And he's joined Goldman Sachs' board of directors. ... Apple's chief financial officer, Peter Oppenheimer, is on his way out -- and has been named to Goldman Sachs' board of directors. Apple (AAPL) and ...

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恐怖藝術品-稻草人

4月 25, 2014

何海丹

kuso

Tim Cook: Angela Ahrendts to join Apple next week, thanks outgoing CFO Peter Oppenheimer紐西蘭有位少年一直對萬聖節裝扮跟嚇人道具很有興趣，他會利用各種素材來製作萬聖節的作品，日前他製作出一款名為【乾屍】的稻草人。    (圖片轉載 http://marrowhouse.blogspot.co.nz/2012/03/skeleton-country.html"He's been managing most of Apple's financial operations since coming on board last year and has done an outstanding job. I'm looking forward to working with Luca even closer as Apple's next CFO." A variety of Apple's media critics jumped to tweet out tha...

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