apple iphone 6 launched

每天一笑

5月 22, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Apple - iPhone 5s - You’re more powerful than you think☆老夫婦去拍照，攝影師問︰大爺，您是要側光，逆光，還是要全光？大爺靦腆地說︰我是光不光都無所謂，能不能給你大媽留條內褲？☆老婆語錄︰允許你喝醉，允許你勾妹，但晚上必須給老娘歸隊，如果你敢傷我的心，傷我的肺，老娘一定把你的第三條腿打殘廢，讓你的鳥鳥永遠打嗑睡。☆兩個餃子結婚了，送走客人後新郎回到臥室，With iPhone 5s you have the power to do everyday things in extraordinary ways, and extraordinary things every day. Apple Store Mac iPod iPhone iPad iTunes Support Search Features Design Built-in Apps App Store Videos Tech Specs Buy iPhone 5s Now Learn ......

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MSN暱稱 YAHOO狀態 惡搞

5月 22, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Apple - iPhone 5c帥...有什麼用...還不是被卒吃掉! 平生不識朝河蘭，就稱痴漢也枉然 肝若差人生是黑白,肝若好考卷是空白 何謂早睡早起?就是今天早上睡，隔天早上起床 白目不是病,白起來要人命 薏仁做事薏仁湯,小叮做事小叮噹 我可以為兄弟兩肋插刀，但是我會iPhone 5c is the first iPhone to come in bold, brilliant color. So now you can have an amazing smartphone that expresses your personality, too. ... Color is more than just a hue. It expresses a feeling. Makes a statement. Declares an allegiance. Color rev...

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笑話中蘊涵哲理

5月 22, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Apple iPhone 6 To Be Launched in June 2014兩只青蛙相愛了，結婚後生了一個癩蛤嫫， 公青蛙見狀大怒說：怎麼回事？母青蛙哭著說：他爹，認識你之前我整過容。(愛情需要信任) -------------------------------------------------------- 小驢問老驢：為啥咱們天天吃乾草According to Jefferies analyst Peter Misek, the new Apple iPhone 6 will be launched in the summer of 2014. The new iPhone 6 is said to have a larger screen and new competitive features like an upgraded processor, improved camera, and more colors to choose...

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尖尖和厚厚

5月 22, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Apple iPhone 6 might be launched in September 2014 in two versions | Latest News & Gossip on Popular以下是改寫一段網路上流行已久的笑話一對新人舉行婚禮，因為家庭背景顯赫，達官貴人眾多，在婚宴上，主持人為了助興，建議行新酒令，必須說出 "什麼尖尖，什麼厚厚，什麼千千萬，什麼萬萬千，什麼 有沒有？沒有！"，才能端杯動筷。而且主持人要求酒令 必須和自身有聯繫，這就為難了眾者。 總統這一桌的人都You might also like... iPhone 5C 8GB launched: Apple initiates its effort to be affordable! Apple announces CarPlay which brings 'iOS in the car' Amazon announces Fire TV, goes up against Apple TV Apple offers Buyback on MacBook Line of Laptops in India 7...

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天線寶寶超慘死案

5月 22, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

iPhone 5 Sleep/Wake Button Replacement Program - Apple Support故事1天線寶寶家庭坐計程車...準備去海邊撿貝殼天線妹妹就很高興的唱～" 我們要去海邊,好開心！"司機很不爽的說"閉嘴，難聽死了! 再唱把你們都丟到海裡!!!!"過了一陣子, 天線哥哥忍不住了!便開始唱....." 我們要去海邊,好開心！"司機聽了真的是很不爽, "閉嘴，難聽死了! 再唱把你們都丟到Before sending your iPhone to Apple for service, you will need to back up all your data and erase all your content and settings. ... Note: If you are running iOS 6, your iPhone will need to be upgraded to iOS 7 after the sleep/wake button mechanism is rep...

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駱駝母子的對話

5月 22, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Apple Iphone 6 Launched - 相關圖片搜尋結果某日，駱駝母子在聊天… 駱駝弟弟：「媽媽，為什麼我們的腳上面有厚厚的蹄呢？」 駱駝媽媽：「那是為了我們在沙漠中行走方便。」 駱駝弟弟：「那為什麼我們的皮也這麼厚？」 駱駝媽媽：「這樣才不會在沙漠中曬傷囉！」 駱駝弟弟：「喔…那我們背上這兩駝東西又是做什麼用的呢？」 駱駝媽...

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