apple ipod touch 5 white

黑道小孩的請假單

6月 24, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Apple - iPod touch親愛的王老師： 你好~！我想請假，本來我是不想的，但是爸爸昨天收保護費被人砍了，今天找不到人手，於是叫我去湊個數。王老師請您放心，我不會被人拿刀砍的。雖然我才上二年級，但是去年我已經和隔壁班的小強打過一架，他那時候是五年級，最後他被我打的拖進醫院縫了八針，住了1個禮拜的醫院，那時候我還是手Brilliant design There’s thin and light. Then there’s thin and light on a whole other level. iPod touch has a superthin aluminum body that feels barely there in your hand or pocket. It comes in colors so fun, it’s hard to choose just one. With Apple EarPo...

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三隻小豬

6月 24, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

iPod touch - Buy iPod touch with Free Shipping - Apple Store (U.S.)從前從前有三隻小豬，分別住在三個小屋裡。有一天，來了一隻大野狼，似乎有什麼不良的企圖。於是……大野狼首先來到了老大的家。大野狼說：哈哈，你以為鎖上了門就有用嗎？呼~~呼~~呼~~~~~老大的草屋根本就經不起大野狼的毒氣吹息而倒了。老大怕極了，跑丫~~跑丫~~，跑到了老二的Order iPod touch from the Apple Online Store and get free personal engraving. Choose from 32GB and 64GB models. ... * iPod touch loop sold separately for 16GB model. 1GB = 1 billion bytes; actual formatted capacity less. Weight varies by configuration and...

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polo隊長

6月 24, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Apple - iPod nano with Multi-Touch.有一個人去逛街，看到某個地攤賣得都是polo的衣服，他看一看覺得還不錯，就問老闆：「這是真的還是假的。」老闆：「當然是真的。」那人在衣服堆中翻半天，發現一件衣服上的mark是把球棍舉起的，他就問老闆，老闆回說：「那是隊長啦！是我特地去工廠找的耶！一百件中才有一件喔！」筱雅是一個人見人愛的國小一年級學About the size of a credit card — and just 5.4 mm thin — iPod nano is the thinnest iPod ever made. The 2.5-inch Multi-Touch display is nearly twice as big as the display on the previous iPod nano, so you can see more of the music, photos, and videos you l...

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幼年情景歷歷在目

6月 24, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

iPod Touch - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia中年夫婦談起兩個兒子長得真快，幼年情景歷歷在目。然後他們聽到浴室裏的幼子沖完了淋浴，傳來洗臉盆的流水聲。妻子說：“你聽，還在玩水呢，就像小時候一樣，到底還是小孩子。”兒子步出浴室時，他父親問：“你剛才在玩水吧？”“不，”他答：&The iPod Touch (fifth generation) and iPhone 5 feature a new dock connector, named "Lightning", which replaces the Apple Dock connector on older iPhone, iPad, iPod models. The Apple Lightning connector has eight pins and all signaling is digital. This new...

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1+1=

6月 24, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Refurbished iPod - Apple Certified, 1-Year Warranty - Apple Store (U.S.)有一天老師問小明說:「1+1=?」小明說:「不知道」，老師就說:「回家問你的家人」。小明回到家了就問媽媽，剛好媽媽在洗碗，媽媽說:「不要吵，不要吵」，小明又去問爸爸，剛好爸爸在看新聞，爸爸就說:「美國總統」，接著小明又去問姐姐，剛好姐姐在洗澡，姐姐就說:「真爽，真爽」，後來小明又去問哥哥，哥哥在跟他Shop for refurbished iPod models from Apple. Each refurbished iPod includes a brand new battery and outer shell, plus a 1-year warranty. ... Need help with a product you own? Get help with all your Apple products, such as iPhone, iPad, Mac, and iTunes. Th...

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神父笑話合集

6月 24, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

iPod - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一個滿身酒氣的醉漢上了一班公共汽車，他坐在一個神父旁邊。那個醉漢的襯衫很髒，他的臉上有女人的亮紅唇印，口袋裏還放了空酒瓶，他拿出他的報紙閱讀，過了一會兒，他問神父說：「神父，得關節炎的原因是什麼？」「這位先生，它是因為浪費生命、和妓女鬼混、酗酒和不自重所引起的。」神父如是說。「噢，原來如此！」醉漢The iPod is a line of portable media players designed and marketed by Apple Inc. The first line was released on October 23, 2001, about 8½ months after iTunes (Macintosh version) was released. iTunes is a media player, media library, and mobile device man...

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